A pig's clitoris is inside the vagina

[ShibbOleth]

@BigT

I wonder if the corkscrew penis of the male also provides more pleasure.

What?

Definitely something about Intelligent Design here… maybe god is porcine?

[WhyNot]

@ShibbOleth

Definitely something about Intelligent Design here… maybe god is porcine?

Could be. Bacon is proof that Og loves us, after all.

[Quasimodem]

My in-laws are always complaining that I’m too taciturn at family gatherings.

Q

[Malthus]

@Freddy_the_Pig

I can’t speak for the sow, but it kicks ass for the boar. It makes masturbation a bitch, though, especially since we don’t have opposable thumbs.

Not a problem. Just get Rebecca Loos in on that action:

Farmyard furore as Five lets Rebecca Loos on porker

[Regallag_The_Axe]

@Scumpup

There’s a joke about “the best way to eat pork” in there somewhere, but I’ll be goddamned if I can articulate it.

I never thought I’d say this, but… I really don’t want to hear that joke.

[pseudotriton_ruber_ruber]

@Pullet

Do you have a cite? IIRC from 1st year comparative anatomy, the clitoris of a pig is not inside its vagina. It is inside the antrum, the common opening for both the urethra and the vagina, which then leads out to the vulva.
I can’t find my anatomy books, though, and the diagrams google is giving me are rather simplistic to clarify such a nuanced point.

IOW, in a pig’s ass, it is.

[Quasimodem]

@Malthus

Not a problem. Just get Rebecca Loos in on that action:

Farmyard furore as Five lets Rebecca Loos on porker | Media | The Guardian

Holy crap! Look at those balls!:eek:

Or don’t.

Q

[Guinastasia]

At least it’s not in her throat. You’d NEVER get any piglets that way!

[billfish678]

@WhyNot

Yeah, it’s not in the vagina. It’s roughly analagous to where it is on humans, if our labia were a bit longer and formed an antrum of our vulvas. To say a pig’s clitoris is in her vagina is using the layspeak version of “vagina”, meaning everything south of the mons and north of the anus: then humans’ clits are in the vagina, too!

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Volcanoes of Mars, Jerry Seinfelds ex girlfriend. Man, I am getting confused here.

[tdn]

@hotflungwok

I thought I remember reading somewhere that female pigs have higher successful fertilization rates if they are sexually stimulated during the act.

Female humans, too. I suspect that is the case with most mammals.