So I go there to have a growth on my ear looked at and as I’m going through the admissions process I inquire about the cost. I’m told the office visit would be $200. That doesn’t include anything else that may be done. Just the visit. Wow, thinks I, seems high. I inform her I have no insurance, just started a new job and haven’t worked in a while but as I get my first check Friday I’d be glad to make some sort of payment on that day and pay it off within a few weeks as I will get paid every Friday. Fine she says. She’ll put me on a payment plan. However, if I can pay it all that day it will only be $75.
I’m sorry, huh?? $75? Whaddafuk?? “So”, says I, “the poorer I am and least able I am to pay the more it costs? That’s quite a racket you got going on here”. She seemed a little offended that I would say such a thing. She states “Well I guess I can see why you might think that, but really if you will just pay today we will give you a discount”. Yeah, sure. That’s a real good explanation (sarcasm intended).
First the lady that gave me the paperwork to fill out was a rude bitch that acted like I was speaking a foreign language when I dared enter your fine establishment and ask to make an appointment to see a doctor. Then you tell me I could get a $125 discount if i paid that day. Pawn shops, hell even payday loan operations aren’t able to have that high of a mark up.
Quite honestly I didn’t expect to even be seen that day seeing as how I showed up at 3pm and was prepared to just make an appointment. My first check was 2 days away and I would have waited until then but then after I told her this she just grunted and said “Here just fill this out and we’ll get you in.” M’kay, fine.
So, a hardy FUCK YOU! Kiss my white ass and meanwhile stick the doctor bill in your rather large white ass because now I may not even pay you anything. My credit? HA! Already fucked by my ex-wife. You could not possibly make it any worse with your bill. I would pay the $75 but to what purpose when you will still say I owe you $125 +. So really, fuck you.
As the duck said, PUT IT ON MY BILL!!