So the Other Shoe and I were talking about, of all things, a doctor’s visit he had a few years ago when the Good Doctor cupped his junk and instructed him to turn his head and cough. He did so, and was apparently presumed to not be on death’s door.
He told me that later he re-created the scene in the privacy of his own home, cupping his own parts, coughing up a storm, trying to figure out what, exactly, the doctor was feeling for. This cracked me up, until I realized that, hey, I don’t know what the doctor was doing, either.
Subsequent Googling informed us that the Good Doctor was feeling for a hernia.
This brings me to two questions I have not been able to find the answers for, and I turn to the Good Dope to enlighten us:
- What do you (as a doctor) feel when someone’s got a hernia?
- Why TURN YOUR HEAD?!?
The latter is the true curiosity for us both. I suggested that maybe it’s not in a physician’s (and his patients’) best interests to have dudes coughing all over his head all day … but is there any other reason? What the heck does swiveling your neck do to your core muscles/intestinal wall/junk to make a hernia more apparent?