A question for Floridians about bugs

Little know fact: In South Florida, about 1 in 5 people are actually swarms of insects hiding in and animating a human skin. The only way to recognize them that they are the only ones that use turn signals when they drive.

I’d fear it might compose an “Ode to the Clicking, Clacking, Chitinous Cardisomas”. Then we’re all screwed.

It’s worth noting that I am not actively denying any part of **Revtim’s **statement.
We do have tons of mosquitos. The media likes to remind us to empty out containers of standing water to get rid of breeding grounds.