What have you done for me lately?
i want half!
Just so everybody knows, I wasn’t insulting Emtar. His post was a Clerks quote, and so was mine, but I don’t even know why I’m supposed to be dealing with this shit.
I’m not even supposed to be here today!
I have to be here, its my community service. Eight more years to go…
[Randall Graves] Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, pal! Jesus, there you go again trying to pass the buck. I’m the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody? Blame yourself. “I’m not even supposed to be here today.”[/RG]
“White people can’t dance. I’m not being racist; it’s true. Just like when white people say black people have big lips, it’s not racist; it’s true. Black people have big lips, white people can’t dance. Some brothers will be in the club and white people are like, “What are those niggers doing in here?” They watchin’ y’all dance. And they’re like, “Look at these crazy muthafuckas.” Y’all be stepping on people’s feet and hitting one another.”
Oh, Mr. Sun, Sun, Mr. Golden Sun, Please shine down on me.
In this case, it doesn’t shine so much as splash.
Is this a golden shower reference?
Well, what do you think they are talking about when they call you a peon?
I just thought they were bitching about my odd-lot trades.
My people do not know of such things. Shitty jobs that grind your 'nads, these we know.
No love for Carlin? “You hate your job? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.”
I did that today! And yesterday…
My first thought… 
but a lifetime for that poor goat…
Sure, but the goat deserves it.
They all say that…
NM
Don’t tell me what to do.