To my (now) previous employer:

You **SHIT **eating, **PISS **drinking bunch of FUCKing CUNTs!

The loser trying to buy the place is a COCKSUCKER, my so-called “supervisor” is a MOTHERFUCKER, and the idiotic moron who threw me under the bus today doesn’t have enough brain cells to talk about anything other than TITS, FARTS, and** TURDS**, because he’s a TWAT!

May George Carlin live forever, amen.

These blithering idiots…I can not fathom the depths of their stupidity, worse yet I can not fathom how stupid their customers must be in order to continually pay for mediocre service at an over the market price.

First, you dipshit wanna-be owner, you little pile of used-to-be and want-to-be, you’re a fucking moron. A true idiot…ignorant by the definition. A formally educated P.H.DUH. You want to argue hydraulic principles with me, fine. Just make sure you’re correct…factually…before you open your stupid mouth. It’s no wonder your pathetic little wallet isn’t able to scrape together the ridiculous asking price for a company with no legitimate future…you’ve obviously never accomplished anything of true merit in your life! You are a cast-off from the corporate world of ass kissers and brown nosers, where your brand of shit gets pushed up the ladder until someone is smart enough to smell the stupid and febreeze your ass out the door. Stop talking about all the things you “used to do”, in an effort to make the ridiculous course of action you have recommended look more palatable. No, you can not make us “Millwright Apprentices”. Asshole, you were in the Millwright union literally DECADES ago in fucking CANADA eh? And your P.H.D. in Chemistry does not make you a genius on all things mechanical, electrical, and hydraulic. In fact, my 3 years of experience in the field make me much more knowledgeable than you. When I tell you what we need to do to rectify your terrible design, perhaps you should think about it and maybe even give it a shot before you waste more of the company’s money trying your shitbrained ideas.

Second, you incorrigibly arrogant prick of a “supervisor”, you are what is wrong with society today. People like you, who ride the coattails of rich people who want personal human pets, fuck everything up for everyone else. No…putting a “Transformers” logo on your ORANGE Camaro does not, I repeat DOES NOT, make your hunk of shit worth a discount on your movie tickets because it is parked on the movie theater’s sidewalk. Also, walking past somebody every day for a month without so much as acknowledging their presence, in a 10 person company, is rightly interpreted as passive aggressive hostility, and it is childish. If, as you maintain, you simply are too busy to notice, are too busy to say hello or good morning, then FUCK YOU. You are an elitist moron…I don’t know how to describe the brand of arrogance that stems from someone who did not graduate high school, yet makes $75,000 a year doing hardly anything simply because your sugar daddy owns the company. Great job, you prick. You are a wonderful example of the good 'ol boy network in the new America. Now that you’re on the top of your pile, have fun rolling down when the interest payments on your two new cars, over sized house, and pool/jacuzzi addition come crashing down on your pansy ass. And they will. And I will laugh at you, and feel satisfied. Didn’t you know that having 10X your annual salary in debt is a bad idea? Didn’t you know that forcing yourself to work 65 hours (well…to put 65 hrs on your timecard when you do 15 hrs of work) is not a good financial move??? It aint gonna last forever punk. They’ll hear the crash in fucking China.

And you, you smarmy little maggot sucking West Virginia reject motherfucker - you incomprehensibly stupid pile of flesh - you ungrateful whiny shitstain on your momma’s panties - you can rot in hell. I was nothing but kind to you. I stuck up for you when the arrogant asshole “supervisor” verbally accosted you, as he has done since before I worked here and will do for long after. You threw me under the fucking bus, blamed me for things I did not do, which I saw you do, in order to make yourself look good to the moron wannabe owner. On my last fucking day with the company!? For crying out loud…you could not wait until I was gone??? You are simply too stupid to understand that building a bridge to nowhere is a futile exercise - but go ahead. Make yourself look good to that moron. I know it aint gonna help you, but you don’t, and that’s the best revenge.
OK I’m done. I’m not one for ranting…I usually keep my cool. But WTF…an entire company of morons all under one roof and somehow I was dumb enough to be lured in and waste 7 months of my life there. I should pit my damn self. :stuck_out_tongue:

Let me guess…you were fired today?

Yep, I got fired once.

Every single person above me has since lost their job.

Heh, heh, heh.

My goodness, you seem angry. Why don’t you tell us how you really feel?

Well, um… er… good luck on the new job search!

Awww, you stole my joke. :frowning: My goodness, but I hope I and the companies that employ me never do business with your former employer!

Okay, this made me laugh.

Edit: And the OP quit.

No, I quit. And I gave them ample notice. More than I should have; lesson learned. And I have another job. A better job. The job I was fooled into believing I would have at this crappy company.

Hurray for happy endings!!!

I’d like to congratulate you on your use of the Heavy Seven, in order (plus 3). May you have better luck in your future endeavors.

Out of curiosity: how much notice was too much, in this case? (Actually, with the one guy, it sounds like the answer would be “one day too much” no matter what you did.)

I gave two weeks notice, which I realize is normal. However it was too much in this situation because there really wasn’t enough work to justify my being there, so I spent most of the time struggling to find things to do. I even said to my boss that if he felt it was appropriate, I’d leave earlier, I just gave two weeks to be considerate and to try to do the right thing.

Pearls before Swine apparently.

When I decide on whether or not the give two weeks, the question I always have to ask myself is “Would they give me two weeks notice? How about severance pay?”

-Joe

You might want to check to see if it affects any reimbursement of accrued vacation or sick days, too :slight_smile: it can

I’ll start the slow clap, because my husband has been dealing with a similar-sounding moron at his job, and I know how frustrated he gets having to work with someone who is pretty fucking clueless, and so passive aggressive, the majority of the time. Oh, and who will criticize my husband’s work to his face (which is bull, because his work is damn near perfect), and then go behind his back and try to take credit for it!! And since husbando wants to keep his job, he has to bite his tongue much of the time, which is more than any human should have to do.

So, for him, and all the others who deal with raging stupidity day in, and day out, for years…I salute you.:slight_smile:

Oh, sure, blame Canada.

Wow I had no idea you worked where I do, echo. Oh wait, my company has nothing to do with hydrolics or millwrights and has a staff of thousands. Still the other similarities are positively eerie.

I’m glad you got all that out. I think it was as good for me to read it as it was for you to post it. At least I feel a lot less crazy for feeling the way I do most days.

This was truly epic. Thank you.

Bri2k

Hey, I worked for that company while I was in college!
Oh, wait… mine wasn’t in hydraulics either, and there were only 7 people in the office, not 10.

Still… are you sure it wasn’t a southern office supply company you were working for? I could swear that my old boss is in that OP.

Also, congrats on moving up to a non-god-awful job. I got out the hard way. I was desperate for the money, so I stayed until they finally realized that their stupid company wasn’t making any money, and paying someone to be a receptionist in a basement where no one ever came was a stupid idea. However sensible that idea was, they talked about it for about 5 months, and then fired me two days before Christmas, the utter bastard.

Tis ok. The next job I got, I made more than my previous boss did, for less work.

On occasion, life is exceptionally lovely like that.

But I work in his factory
And I curse the life I’m living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be
Richard Cory.
He freely gave to charity, he had the common touch,
And they were grateful for his patronage and thanked him very much,
So my mind was filled with wonder when the evening headlines read:
“Richard Cory went home last night and put a bullet through his head.”
–Simon & Garfunkel

And if this particular prick was kind, gave anything to anyone, or “had the common touch”, then I might feel bad if he pulled a Richard Cory. However, if this prick, this miserable, arrogant, willfully uneducated, inarticulate, god forsaken sonofabitch did that, I would not be astounded or upset.

Some people just don’t need to be here.