My acquaintenances never use the actually use the word Marxist to describe themselves, but they sure love the tenets. I play around with my Marxist friends and random internet Marxists all the time. I had one friend who even called herself a Marxist. She was cool because she was smart enough to know what she was.
One of my favorite gags used to be to go on a political board with a name like Hillaryfan04 and spout a few lines directly from the communist manifesto… but pretty the lines up with buzz news. Like:
“They should take land that isn’t being used for anything and build houses for the poor”
(Plank 1 Abolition of property in land and application of all rents of land to public purposes.)
Bush is always giving tax cuts to his rich buddies. They aren’t paying enough.
(Plank 2 A heavy progressive or graduated income tax.)
Some of these families never work. They just sit around and collect money from their empires. They should tax the shit out of the ultra-wealthy so they know what it is like to feel like us. They don’t pay their fair share.
(Plank 3 Abolition of all right of inheritance.)
People are too stupid to handle their own money. If Bush privatizes social security we are screwed! The WMF and World bank is screwing us too. Wolfowitz was the the biggest neoCON of them all.
(Plank 5 Centralization of credit in the hands of the state, by means of a national bank with state capital and an exclusive monopoly.)
Everyone should take public transportation and Hillary is right to plan to seize the profits of the oil companies. It will make people take public transportation when the prices go up high to make up for the loss of all those profits. (New for 07!)
(Plank 6 Centralization of the means of communication and transport in the hands of the state.)
All these private corporations are too greedy. I believe Hillary will do something about them but no one else will.
(Plank 7 Extension of factories and instruments of production owned by the state; the bringing into cultivation of wastelands, and the improvement of the soil generally in accordance with a common plan.)
The lefties all eat that stuff up. The missing planks are a bit tougher to get a rise out of because they are becoming outdated… and obvious to a leftie with a sharp eye. At some of the simpler boards, like Democratic Underground, you can post the whole tenet in the clear and the majority will agree with you… until one of those damn moderators figures out you are less than sincere. You can have a Karl Marx icon over there all fine and dandy (many do… that and Che) but be a bit insincere with a manifesto plank and bam… They boot you and remove your post.