Back in the sixties, beverage cans were made of steel and had top and bottom ends that would accept a spot weld to conjoin two or more cans. My neighbor collected them and sculpted pieces of furniture such as chairs and coffee tables. My family was gifted with one (a table) which adorned our living room for several years.
On the day that I learned that “Iron Eyes Cody” was a fraud, I took a hammer to that table. When I managed to dislodge a single can, I took it to the fence surrounding the Madrona Marsh, and threw it over, just for spite.
Half of that anecdote is true, and half is bullshiit.
Regale us with your own half-true, half-bullshit stories.
Please make sure that at least some of of it is based in truth.
ETA: Mods, if this seems like more of a Thread Games thing to you, I have no objection to it being moved.