A Resounding Silence....

Rule by the mob and the ignorant produces neither wealth nor progress. They elevate Jealousy and Envy to public virtues and thus the destruction of your neighbor’s wealth and progress becomes a righteous act.

One has only to look at the OP to see how this works.

How dare they have more than me! How dare they have steak while I scrounge for bread! How dare they know how to make fine metal pitchers when I’m stuck pouring water from this crappy pot I made in 7th grade pottery class!

How dare they make me feel bad about myself because they’re different from me. We have to force them to be the same.

Gyrate

Clap! Clap!

That’s applause for the poster Gyrate. I’m not given you the moves for a new dance there.

What price bananas? Are you my Angel?

If we outsourced it maybe it could be cheaper.

Altho, that might be a cool dance. We could name it after you - how cool would that be?! :wink:

ETA: In my office, doing the Harmonious Discord!

He should get together with itsmeshh*. The result of such a union would be optimally paragraphical, though we’d still have the problem with every other “word” being in “quotes”.

*only if Mister Obvious is willin’.

Sudden changes in punctuation, capitalization and excessive use of quotation marks lasting more than 24 hours can be a sign of a serious side effect of the medication. See your doctor immediately if this occurs.

You mispelled ‘cheeple.’

I may be going out an a limb here, but I am pretty sure we are seeing some anal leakage going on as well.

As long as we’re being literary:

“Use every man after his desert and who should 'scape whipping?”
-Hamlet

The idea of taking away bad government and leaving a void for all the people in the world to fill in with whatever they feel like terrifies me. People left to their own devices can’t even handle a merge lane properly.

Well, that’s just it, isn’t it Cat?

The sheeple are ignorant morons hoodwinked by the masters. And the answer to this is to tear the roof off the system and get rid of the masters. Except the sheeple aren’t going to be any smarter, so what happens next?

If the masses are brainwashed ignoramuses, there’s no use ranting about changing the system, because if most people are sheep then the natural form of government will be one form of autocracy or another.

This might be a valid argument if we weren’t constantly telling ourselves that we live in a meritocracy. However, since the most common path to wealth and influence is inheriting them, people get pissy.

A government of the people and by the people.

If we’re going with Hamlet, surely it should be

ETA:

But not for the people. They’re an ungrateful bunch of bastards.

It’s a good play, but don’t call me Shirley.

If there’s one thing the Haitian earthquake has shown us, it’s that people get along just fine when all governmental services and systems are spontaneously destroyed.
…wait a minute…

“Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.” — Barry Switzer, former head football coach of the University of Oklahoma Sooners and the Dallas Cowboys

(I also like “Don’t bogart the bong after you just won eight gold medals.” :smiley: )

Smashing OP. It’s put me in such a state.

The first is a great quote - I’m gonna try to remember that.

The second one is just common courtesy - no one should ever bogart the bong! :wink: