I have cities but no buildings…
Rivers but not water…
Forests but no trees.
What am I?
A map?
Kudos!
News flash, Reeder is in fact, a map with apparent cognitive abilities 
So Reeder, are you a Thomas Guide, or a Rand McNally?
I’m a Rand-fucking-mcNally! Wheeeeeeeeeeee…
“In fact, in Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people!”
“Coooool!”