OK, normally I get told to shut up when I start an OP here, so let’s see if this time is different.
Air Marshalls (henceforth “AM”). Sounds like the perfect option to me, from many different angles. Let me explain.
An armed AM on a plane, seated up right by the cockpit, would be a perfect solution to two (or three) problems on flights today - terrorist acts, “air rage”, and flight emergencies.
To start with, let’s assume that the AM in my idea is an actual Federal, highly trained (at the FBI-level) armed officer who is familliar with aircraft operations (possibly with some pilot training), armed and unarmed combat, knife and opportunity-weapon (boxknives, chairs, whatever) training, and paramedic skills.
First Assertion - a highly-trained and armed AM provides possibly the best defence against another 9/11 atrocity once the hijackers are already on the plane. Yes, the goal is to keep them off the plane in the first place, but IMO that is an impossible goal. And these fucks held up the plane with boxknives and knives - things that are still easy to smuggle onto a plane - and no, I’m not going to discuss ways, but it is easy. An AM can defend the cockpit successfully, and provide a definite, visible, clear deterrent to a hijacking.
Second Assertion - “Air rage” incidents, IMO, largely happen because there is no clear sense of authority on board. An armed AM is a clear display of the message “Don’t fuck up on this flight”, as opposed to the image some people have of stewardesses, which is that they are actually “sky waitresses”. Drunks typically do recognize and respect a uniformed police officer when they are confronted with them, and although I love the ladies on board, there is no way in hell 3 petite stewardesses can really handle a drunken 250-pound man who has decided now is the best time to perform a sexual assault, or defecate on the serving cart. An AM can easily handle the situtaion, without having to bother the pilots at all, and they can remain safely at their posts.
Third Assertion - An AM who is an actual trained paramedic can provide real first-aid assistance on-board if needed. I know the flight crew is trained somewhat in first aid, but not extensively. An AM can be one more person to help out in that situation.
Now…let’s look at the drawbacks.
Cost: Let’s assume that this program will have little cost to the government, other than training. And let’s assume that the airlines pass 100% of the cost through on the ticket. OK…and let’s also assume that the presence of the AM on board removes one seat that could otherwise be sold.
Now, my assumptions for this economic analysis are:
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1 AM on every flight of more than 20 seats. Industry-wide, based on the number of flight, I’m guessing that this gives and average of perhaps one AM per every hundred seats. So if the plane is packed, 99 people pay for one AM. Now assume a 70% packing factor, average, and we have roughly 70 persons paying for one AM.
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Assume that the AM receives $50k per year, and works at a multiplier of 1.8 to cover all benefits, health insurance, retirement fund, sick time, etc. That makes for a cost of $90k per year. Also, assume that over a year, the AM works 2080 hours, so one-AM year of coverage will cost (8760/2080)*90,000 = $380,000 (rounding).
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At $380,000 per 24-hour AM-year, how many flights does that protect? Assume an average flight length in the US of 2.5 hours, and assume an average of 1 hour layover. What I get is over a 24-hour day, 1 AM-day can cover 6.8 flights. So, over one year (365 days) we get 2482 flights covered for $380,000.
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Also assume that on each flight, the airline loses a seat sale. But this only matters on full flights. Assume that of the 2482 flights, about 5% are actually full to capacity. So we also must cover 124 seat purchases. Say an average cost of $800 per seat (high, but last-minute purchases are often very high), and we get a cost of $99,200 per year (call it $100,000).
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So, we now have $480,000 to cover 2482 flights. Assuming that we had that 70% packing factor and 100 seats per flight, we have 173,740 tickets covering $480,000. This results in a cahrge of $2.76 per ticket.
That’s it. $2.76 per ticket, to get an armed AM on the vast majority of the flights.
- Now also assume that these AM’s need a few support facilities. Say they need a lounge built for themselves at the airports. A locker room. Say that they also need to attend re-training each year. OK, so let’s be bold and double the cost. We now are at roughly $5 a ticket.
$5 a ticket. Jesus. I would gladly pay $20 a ticket extra to have an armed AM on most every flight.
OK, before you all start flaming me over my economic assumptions, let me point out some more drawbacks.
A Gun on the Plane: There are going to be those that argue that a gun, any gun on the plane, is dangerous. That hijackers or passengers will just “take the gun away” from the AM. IMO, this is a specious argument. Most likely, a gun on board in the hands of the hijackers on the doomed airliners would not have changed a thing. And no one tells the police that they should not carry their guns on the beat, even working crowds, since someone in the press of the crowd might take it away from them. This is an acceptable risk.
Stress on the AM: Yes, flying is stressful. Note in my scenario, the AM may fly only 3 times a day, maybe as much as 4. Flight attendents and pilots deal with the stress, so can the AM. Hell, the airlines should help out by extending all possible courtesy to the AMs, like free flights for their families, free food and drink, etc.
Seating: If the AM is not taking a first-class seat, they will need a seating area. This may involve re-design of the galley area up front, as you do not want the AM to be unhappy and uncomfortable sitting in a jump-seat all flight. I have no idea of the cost of adding a seat and moving everything. This is an error in my analysis.
The AM is not always there: He has to go to the toilet every now and then. Who watches the plane? IMO, another acceptable risk, and one you cannot avoid. I don’t have a good solution.
What about small flights with no AM?: Well, this is a problem too. But if we can keep safe the vast majority of the flights (those over 20 people), we certainly will make huge strides in air safety.
OK…I await your flames.