Awesome birds! A friend of mine in an online bird community just brought home a baby scarlet macaw this weekend. He’s GORGEOUS. (Other birds of hers are rescues–she just wanted a baby this time.)
Son, you got a parrot on your head. (For all the “Raising Arizona” fans out there. 
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Excuse me ma’am, but there’s a bird in your cleavage.
All the birds in that picture look very unterrified to me, even the bird wearing the black dress.
(D&R)
the plummage don’t enter into it!
A little more costuming, and you could pass for the label on a bottle of rum.
Speaking of piracy, is that an unauthorized replication of the Olympics symbol and Games footage I see there? Better be on the lookout for the IOC legal eagles, there… 
Paul from Saudi is dead? Did anyone have him in the Dead Pool?
Regards,
Shodan
The one on the right is thinking about hopping in, too.
No, no! 'E’s resting! … probably pining for the fjords.
I am feeling much better. I think I’ll go for a walk.
Yer not foolin’ anyone, y’know…
Looks like fun, Paul, but I gotta wonder – anyone of the feathered persuasion ever get stuck in the flypaper? I’d be worried about that. Mine have managed to get stuck in regular bird toys often enough.
Sailboat
What’s that big ugly thing in the white shirt under your ass?
Several people have asked about that. The shelter keeps all the birds clipped.
What sort of talk is that?
I’d love to contribute to this thread, but all the good puns are already taken. If I said anything, I’d just be parroting the others.
This thread has inspired me to post a recent image of myself which amazingly isn’t terrible.
Can someone link me to the most recent doper picture thread? I don’t want to start a new thread for it, nor do I want to hijack paul’s thread.
And you don’t want to be Psitted for lame puns.
As for me, I’ve been known to be capable of handling a cockatoo in my time. Just ask supervenusfreak…
So these 2 parrots were sitting on a perch…
…and one of them says “do you smell something fishy?”