Rick Sonnet 1:
Today I acquired a new office chair
It has armrests and is sort of a purply-blue
I went to the supply room and it was sitting there
As if it was saying “I’m the chair for you.”
My old office chair was a bluish gray
And its back was very small and short
It seat was starting to slope and give way
And it offered me no lumbar support.
I sat in my new chair and gave a great cry,
“This chair’s so comfy! My back feels great!”
I settle into it with a satisfied sigh,
My only objection being, 'twas a year too late.
When, my friends, you have a boring job like me,
You have to rejoice in every small victory.