So I’m in the Jewel. I’m putting my steaks on the conveyor belt and the woman in front of me is writing a check for her groceries. She has a four or five year old in tow, and as she finishes writing her check, she reaches behind her to grab her daughter’s hand, and instead gives my boys a big ol’ squeeze. She had no idea I was behind her, nor did she have any idea I was standing so close (the Jewel was a bit crowded)
Naturally, anytime a woman grabs my nads is a special moment for me, but she couldn’t have been more embarrassed. She turned forty shades of red and apologized all over herself, I just grinned. After letting her flap in the breeze for a few moments I told her, and rightfully so, that it had been the high point of my day, and that she shouldn’t worry. She calmed some, and stammered “at least I had a nice big target to hit” (obviously before she’d thought about the way that was going to sound) and immediately turned bright crimson. She grabbed her child and pushed her cart away into the parking lot, as the cashier doubled over with laughter.
Okay, I know it’s not Penthouse forum but hey, it’s the most interesting thing to happen to ME in a long time…
hey, it just occurred to me, maybe that’s whay they call it Jewel? Sheesh, I gotta shop there more often!