A stunning example of bad planning (or a helluva lie)

I just had to share this whopper.

On December 16 I ordered five bottles of Torani Italian syrup from an online vendor, as a to-be-belated Christmas present for hubby, who likes his espresso drinks. (Well, OK, there was a bottle of chai syrup in there for me, but I digress.) Got my e-mail confirmation, and my credit card was charged the next day.

Then nothing. No ship notification, no syrup, no nothing.

I e-mailed them on January 13 and 16 to find out what was going on. (The Web site said that most e-mails would be answered within 24 hours. Apparently not mine, though.) On January 19 I called them. Well, I tried to call them. The toll-free number produced a bunch of clicks. I called the regular number, and after a bunch more clicks and rings, I got an answering machine. (This was the number at which they supposedly also took phone orders.) I left a rather irate message. Later that day I sent a slightly more irate fax to the fax number (which surprisingly worked). I also sent a last follow-up e-mail, promising that unless they provided a valid tracking number by 5 pm on Tuesday, I’d be calling my credit card company to remove the charge.

Still nothing on Tuesday. Well, OK, I jumped the gun and called Discover around 4 pm (immediately after getting the answering machine one last time), but I figured that if these doofuses (or scam artists) hadn’t responded by now, they weren’t going to in the next hour. The Discover rep cheerfully agreed and issued me a credit. I hopped back online and found another vendor (via Amazon, but I ordered from them directly) that carried the uncommon flavors I’d ordered (and don’t think I didn’t check out their feedback!). They shipped my order around 10 this morning, with expected delivery next Tuesday. Cool!

Just now I got this e-mail from the first vendor:

snort So he (1) turns his business over to some flake who apparently leaves the business twisting in the wind, (2) is unable to check his e-mail or phone messages from “out of the country,” and (3) expects me to wait another week before he even SHIPS???

Yes, I know there are remote places where e-mail/phone is unavailable. Perhaps he was backpacking in Nepal or something. And the poor sap probably IS scrambling to put his business back together. But I think he reaped that result when he chose his temporary manager (assuming the story is even legit!).

Here’s my response (preceded by a quote of his offer to ship my order by next Tuesday):

I meant it about the communication. I can be (and have been) an understanding customer if you talk to me and keep me informed. And this was syrup, not a life-or-death item. But the deafening silence in response to my increasingly intemperate attempts to contact them was a major customer service no-no.

Sheesh.

So the guy left his business in someone elses hands DURING CHRISTMAS? And he wasn’t interested in seeing how it was doing during the retail markets busiest season? Yeah, why would he bother to contact his business at the time it should be raking in the dollars? You know, the most critical time of the year.

This sounds like BS. And not very good BS at that.

The other guy that is.

I had a similar problem with the Bacon Salt people. Also, now that I have some, I don’t think bacon salt really tastes like bacon.

Weird, I had shipping problems with them last Christmas, too. Luckilly they re-shipped and I didn’t have to dispute any charges. But I also had to take the time to send back the extra Bacon Salt they’d sent me.

One of my customers sells gift baskets online. I think he works 24/7 starting around Thanksgiving. I think he’d have an aneurysm if anyone ever suggested he leave the city during the holidays, let alone the country. Sheesh!

Scarlett67, if the idiot business owner has indeed shipped the product, you can simply write “refused” on the unopened package and put it back out for your postal delivery person. It will be returned to the company at their expense.

Funny, I had just been researching this when the e-mail came in. The package would have been shipped UPS Ground, and apparently you can refuse UPS packages the same way. Then the shipper gets dinged for the extra charge.

Anyway, if his response is to be believed :dubious: , he wouldn’t have even shipped until next week. But I don’t think he will, now that he’s been notified that I won’t accept it and he won’t be paid.

Years ago, I ordered a hard-to-find kind of die for my brother (razor-edge polyhedra, for the ubernerds out there, you know who you are). The company’s name was an acronym, something like BRSNASIS (Beaten, Robbed, Stripped Naked, and Sold Into Slavery).

My brother’s birthday is mid-May. I placed the order late April.

Mid-July, the dice showed up, after about half a dozen emails.

The only saving grace was that the guy took it on himself to reverse charges on my credit card, shipped me $30 worth of dice for free, and was desperately apologetic.

I appreciated the gesture, but I damn sure never ordered from him again.

Glad you’ll get your syrups eventually!