A sure-fire joke

I’m sure by now that we’ve all heard the famous “Interrupting Cow” knock-knock joke. You know:

“Knock knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“The interrupting cow.”
“The interrupting cow wh-”
“MOOOOOOOOO!”

Ha ha, tons of fun.

Well, pondering this in the shower I came up with my own knock-knock joke that you can feel free to use. If you’d like to try it, it goes like this:

You: Knock knock!
Some Jerk: Who’s there?
You: Unsatisfying George.
Some Jerk: Unsatisfying George who?
(Walk away.)

You may want to tell this one at your Thanksgiving dinner.

And then there’s always…

Syko: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
Someone Else: I don’t know. How?
Syko: I’ll tell you tomorrow.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

-Syko