Charming fellow, disarming.
The way to do it is to wrap a soft taco shell over a hard taco shell, so you get the best of both worlds.
Oy vey. Next you’re going to tell me it’s not a bagel if it’s got chocolate chips, asiago cheese , or ham :eek: in it! 
You’re talking about the toppings, analogous to fillings in a taco. A more accurate analogy would be ‘Next you’re going to tell me it’s not a bagel if it’s made with white bread!’
(And what’s wrong with ham and cheese on a bagel?)
Severely not kosher. Not by Orthodox standards, Conservative standards or even Reform. Unitarian Judaism has not made much impact, and can be safely dismissed.
And let it be noted, with approval, that the “taco truck” meme has given us a rare, if not unique!..moment of good clean fun.
Step 1: Trump finances a fleet of taco trucks
Step 2: “If Hillary wins, there will be a taco truck on every corner”
Step 3: Profit!
Step 4: “And it’s all in my new book, How to capitalize on a Democratic Party Economy”
Will you ever get over Nacho Grande?
Out here in Santa Clara County, you can take The El Camino Real up to Stanford and swim in Lake Lagunita.
And there are large areas here where we already have taco stands, not trucks, en todas las esquinas. There’s even one not far from where I live called… La Esquina.
What goes instantly from solid to gas?
Weed.
Jumpin’ Jack Flash.
Burrito.
“Instantly”. Not “ultimately”.
Mota. Come on guys, get with the program!!
The President of my Junior High School in 8th grade got into office by promising us ice cream and soda served in the cafeteria (or at least vending machine where we could buy these things. The other guy promised something about a student ombudsman and something to do with the bus schedule. It was a fucking landslide.
We never got that ice cream.
But tacos are probably different.
Trump’s people are promising tacos if their opponent wins.
See, all the NSA needs to do is get on board with this and purchase a company that makes Taco trucks. Or maybe all of them. Then they can load them up with surveillance equipment.
NSA on every corner! 
Taco Bravo. It’s actually pretty good.
Put refried beans inside the soft shell, and you have a Taco Bell Double Decker Taco.