“Yeah, gimmee a* grande burrito* and two chupacabras.”
May Cervantes’ ghost haunt you all your days on earth.
::mad::
In case you’re wondering, this is grammatically incorrect in more than one way.
But as such indeed it IS something you’d ask for and get “only in [US of] America”
Even if every illegal invading rapist in the country took out a Small Business load to buy and equip a taco truck, there would still be thousands…nay, millions!..of truckless, taco-deprived corners in America!
I rate Hillary’s campaign promise a “Gotta Be Rippled to the Tits to Believe This Shit!” score!
Technically, this was promised to us by the Trump campaign.
And people say he’s still trying to win! 
Really? Well, that’s…rather different. Mmm. Yes.
Well… one can argue that both words are now English words and so English grammar rules can apply. If you were referring to the adjective-noun order as one of the ways. However, I would like to chat with Cervantes’ ghost, if that could be arranged!!
We burning all your burritos!!
There is/was a great place in Seattle that makes Vietnamese-style Mexican tortas (or Mexican-style Vietnamese Banh Mi, as you prefer) and I wouldn’t mind seeing some trucks offering those at all.
I’m very amused at the idea of Mexican culture being “imposing”. Pobre diablo, y aun con el nopal en la frente…
Is there anyway we can expand the Canadian borders as well? Then we can have hockey on all of our networks while we eat our tacos. That would kick so much ass.
Bowhead whale baby harp seal & maple tacos! Yum!
A taco truck on every corner, huh? Well, that would mean twice as many as there are now here in the valley. Now I won’t have to drive a block to feast on cheap awesomeness.
Just make sure they use flour tortillas. None of that corn crap that falls apart while you’re eating it. We’re talking soft tacos, right? Is there any other?
While burritos are called tacos de harina in some places, it’s not a taco if it’s in a flour tortilla. That’s a burrito.
And I’ve never had one of these fall apart while I’m eating it.
We call them chapatis.. 
I agree with the rest of your post.
Just to make this taco tuesday better, just a note to point at the recent and interesting poll coming from Texas:
“The U.S. Hispanic Chamber of Commerce is trying to turn the ‘taco trucks on every corner’ comment made by a Donald Trump supporter into a voter registration campaign dubbed Guac The Vote.”
Exellent! Now is there a way we can also fit Jeb! into this as well such to up the absurdity factor.
Tell them to use two soft corn tortillas for each taco. It tells them that you’re a member of the Secret Taco club.
I am sure you know this, but while in Spanish having the adjective before the noun is usually perfectly cromulent, this is a case where it definitely doesn’t work.
Let me know what you want to ask El Manco de Lepanto and I’ll arrange for it. For a fee, of course.
We’ve lost Morgenstern to the Trump Train with the taco trucks. At least you have this ballad to lull you among the loons standing in line.
