I did not feel betrayed when my wife left me for my best friend. After all, I did cheat on her with my secretary. I did not feel betrayed when my secretary left me for my brother. After all, I did cheat on him with my neighbor. But I felt deeply deeply betrayed when my dog left me for my neighbor’s cat!
(Note: Okay so the above did not really happen. I was listening to a country song and it put me in the mood to write and share the above Tale of Betrayal. 
Also, I realized it’s been months since I last visited these parts. Did anyone miss me? Does anyone even remember me? If no one even remembers me I might be inspired to write and share A Tale of Woe. 
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