So I’m walking down the street and I pass a restaurant. The lights are off, the walls inside appear to be black. There’s a sign hanging in the middle of the window that says “Closed for repairs/renovations due to FIRE”. Fine, nothing unusual about that, it is a restaurant after all. Then I look up, merely out of curiosity, to see what kind of restaurant it was.
SUSHI! There’s not an open flame in the entire place!
anyway i found it funny