If aborted fetuses tasted like a good steak, nobody would be pro-life.
Mmmmm steak.
Dude, Jonathan Swift’s got you beat by almost 300 years.
South Park, too.
I had a random thought too. Spiderman is kinda useless in an open field, as superheroes go.
Not really. Spider-Man is still pretty agile. Plus he does have super human strength and his spider sense. I bet he can take out a plethora of super heroes in an open field.