Well, you really ought to be happy. I just checked the threads you’ve started and the only one to get more than 60 replies was So, what’s your thread-killing percentage? which got 78.
That’s right; I’m just jealous! :o
If I really wanted to OP a long thread, maybe I can just start a LOTR/a s d f g/write this story one byte at a time/Ask the Child Murderer/So, I’m thinking of changing my name to Nigger Jim Hottentot thread. 
See, I even killed this one! HAHAHAHA!
I’m the threadkilling king!
Not just yet, Oh Ghost Who Walks.
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The guideline for zombie threads in MPSIMS is six months. This is almost two years old, so…