Things I wanted as a kid but never had, but have now:
“drinking bird” toy (actually, a miniature working heat pump)
a gumball machine (I have five of them, ranging from the tiny to over two feet tall, woohoo! – although only one is actually being used to dispense… M&Ms)
Sea-Monkeys – although I couldn’t keep mine alive longer than an hour or two. Plus the profits go to a white-supremacist group, so I can’t in good conscience try these again, boo-hiss.
Etch-a-Sketch (these keep turning up at garage sales)
Russian matryoshka [nesting] dolls – a full set in the traditional style, no less
more titles than I had from the “Choose Your Own Adventure” books
a kaleidoscope – a good one, that you supply your own thingamajigs to look at
a “black” [UV] light – which I can still use on odd occasions as a far-out accent light, but very rarely do so. Reminds me of the roller rink I loved to skate in as a kid.
two blue tubs of LEGO, which is probably more LEGO than I had as a kid.
So far I’ve managed to avoid buying springy shoes or springs you could attach to your sneakers (not that they were ever made for adults anyway) and a slingshot. I’ve also not bought one of those state-of-the-art extreme pogo sticks; we had a lame-ass kiddie pogo and a much better, more powerful pogo stick, but these turbo-charged ones are a pretty recent invention, it seems. The other big omission is a unicycle. I actually came across one at a garage sale, tried it out, couldn’t even figure out how to sit upright on the damn thing, and gave up the dream right then and there. Better for me and better for society, I’m sure! 