A vegetarian unknowingly eats meat...

I eat lots of fake chicken (“chik’n” is what it tends to be called) and sometimes it’s so realistic that I worry I’ve accidentally eaten real meat.

If I accidentally ate real meat and somehow didn’t notice, I’d appreciate it if someone told me so I wouldn’t repeat my mistake. I don’t think vegetarians getting sick after eating meat is purely psychosomatic either- if you haven’t eaten it in ages I would imagine a bad case of the shits at the very least.

Ha! I thought I’d made that word up.