A WARNING For The Guys.....

On Tuesday afternoon I’m just beginning to see that now I’m on my way.
It doesn’t matter to me if it’s chasing the clouds away. Something calls to me.
The trees are drawing me near, I’ve got to find out why.
Those gentle voices I hear explain it all with a sigh.

Oh crap! The voices are back again. CAN’T SOMEBODY MAKE THEM STOP!!!

Oh man…Those crazy nights. I do remember. in my youth…

I do recall, those were the best times - most of all.

Remember that time over at Johnny’s place? Well, this chick got up and she slapped Johnny’s face.

I never will forget those nights - I wonder if it was a dream. Remember how you made me crazy? Remember how I made you scream?

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn? Remeber how she said that we would meet again, some sunny day?

Sure, but that was when all the leaves were brown and the sky was gray. We went for a walk on that winter’s day.

[therapist voice]

Would you please answer the following questionson the following scale: “strongly agree,” “agree somewhat,” “neutral,” “disagree somewhat.” or “disagree strongly.”

Don’t you want somebody to love?

Don’t you need somebody to love?

Wouldn’t you love somebody to love?

Well, then, after tallying your score, it appears you better B]find** somebody to love.

Yes, I know your mind is full of red, and tears are running down your breast. Do give it a try, won’t you? Good, good. Until next Tuesday, then.

[/therapist voice]

No, I just wanna dance with somebody, with somebody who loves me.

Ah. Cold beer, hot lights. My sweet romantic teenage nights.

But right now I’m easy. I’m easy like Sunday morning.

Not me! I woke up Sunday morning with no way to hold my head that didn’t hurt!

I remember that one time that I should have been dead on a Sunday morning, banging my head, no time for mourning. Ain’t got no time.

Also, I haven’t got time for the pain. I haven’t got room for the pain. I haven’t the need for the pain. Well, at least not since I’ve known you.

You showed me how to open up and drink in all that white light pouring down from the heavens.

Light of the world, shine on me. Love is the answer.

I disagree. I don’t understand what love’s got to do with it. In my opinion, it’s just a second-hand emotion.

Maybe you still haven’t found what you’re looking for?

I’m looking for a new love, baby, a new love, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bah!

I want to know what love is.

Love is a many splendored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!

Where’s Nicole Kidman when you need her?

What I realy need is an Undercover Angel, Midnight fantasy…

We’re gonna stimulate some action. We’re gonna get some satisfaction. We’re gonna find out what it is all about.