Ah, how little you boys know.
She’s a woman… and now he is a man.
Hey, all you people that tryin’ to sleep , I’m out to make it with my midnight dream, yeah. 'Cause I’m a back door man. The men don’t know, but the little girls understand.
Here’s a quarter. Call someone who cares.
Operator, well could you help me place this call? See, the number on the matchbook is old and faded. She’s living in L. A. with my best old ex-friend Ray,
A guy she said she knew well and sometimes hated. Isn’t that the way they say it goes?
Mr. Telephone Man, there’s something wrong with my line. When I dial my baby’s number, I get a “click” every time.
And I need you more than want you, and I want you for all time. And the Wichita Lineman is still on the line…
I want you to want me. I need you to need me. I’d love you to love me. I’m begging you to beg me.
I want you. I need you, but there ain’t no way I’m ever gonna love you.
Now don’t be sad, 'cause two out of three ain’t bad.
Sometimes you have to listen closely, because Doo Wah Diddy can sound an awful lot like Da Doo Ron Ron. In which case, her name might be Jill, and if you meet her on a Monday, you could be headed for a mycoardial infarction.
Doctor, doctor, give me the news - I’ve got a bad case of lovin’ you, right?
Doctor, my eyes cannot see the sky, is this the price for having learned how not to cry?
I went to the Doctor, guess what he told me, guess what he told me? He said girl, you got to have fun no matter what you do. But nothing compares 2 U.
I was feelin’ so bad, I asked my family doctor just what I had. I said Doctor? DOCTOR? Mr. M.D.? DOCTOR? Can you tell me what’s ailing me?
Sailing, takes me away to where I’ve always heard it could be. Just a dream and the wind to carry me and soon I will be free.
I was born in the sign of water and it’s there that I feel my best. The albatross and the whale, they are my brothers. It’s kind of a special feeling when you’re out on the sea alone, staring at the full moon like a lover.
In the town where I was born lived a man who sailed the sea…
The captain wired in he had water comin’ in, and the good ship and crew was in peril.
And later that night when his lights went outta sight, came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
On the good ship Lollipop it’s a sweet trip to the candy shop.
Candy, Candy, Candy I can’t let you go. All your life you’re haunting me, I loved you to.
I smell sex and candy here. Who’s that lounging in my chair? Who’s that casting devious stares in my direction? Mama this surely is a dream.