A WARNING For The Guys.....

Who let the dogs out?

Who Who?

Are you old enough, will you be ready when I call your bluff?
Is my timing right, did you save your love for me tonight?

You know I like my girls a little bit older.
I just wanna use your love tonight; I don’t wanna lose your love tonight.

I can feel you breathe. I can feel your heart beat faster. Take me home tonight, i don’t want to let you go till you see the light…

be my little baby…

But what if her lips are sweeter than wine?

Spill the wine and take that pearl! Spill the wine and take that pearl!
Spill the wine and take that pearl! Spill the wine and take that pearl!

I was once out strollin one very hot summer’s day
When I thought I’d lay myself down to rest
In a big field of tall grass.
I lay there in the sun and felt it caressing my face.
And I fell asleep and dreamed
I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie.
This really blew my mind
The fact that me, an overfed, long-haired leaping gnome
Should be the star of a Hollywood movie!

When she walks she moves so fine like a flamingo
Crimson dress that clings so tight
She’s out of reach and out of sight

so how come I know what she wears if I can’t see her? Ah, the sweet mysteries of love.

Are we speaking of the pompatus of love?

Don’t speak. Love is a wonderful thing.

You shouldn’t mess with me. I’ll ruin everything you are. I’ll give you television, I’ll give you eyes of blue. I’ll give you a man who wants to rule the world. It’s in the whites of my eyes.

And when I get excited, my little China Girl, she tells me, just you shut your mouth.

She says, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Tris

Crack, baby, crack,
show me you’re real
Smack, baby, smack, is that all that you feel
Suck, baby, suck,
give me your head
Before you start professing
that you’re knocking me dead

I gotta get my girl to rock that body
Before I left I hit the bacardi
Pulled to the house get her out of the pad
And the bitch said something to make me mad
She said somethin’ that I couldn’t believe
So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave
She started talkin’ shit, would’nt you know?
I reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe’

Something tells me we’re not doing the oldies anymore.

Sorry, I just try to riff off of whatever comes before me. What did you want, just an old fashioned love song, one I’m sure they wrote for you and me? Just an old fashioned love song, coming out in three part harmony?

Oh god no!

Harmony and me, we’re pretty good company.Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea. :smiley:

Oh, well, if you want harmony, try ebony and ivory. They live together in perfect harmony; at least on the piano keyboard. Oh, Lord, why don’t we???

Harmony? No.

Love. Love will keep us together…
Just stop, 'cause I really love you; stop, I’ll be thinking of you –
Look in my heart and let love keep us together, whatever.

Everybody listen to me, and return me, my ship. I’m your captain, I’m your captain,
though I’m feeling mighty sick. I’ve been lost now, days uncounted, and it’s months since, I’ve seen home. Can you hear me, can you hear me, or am I all alone?