My wife got an email earlier today warning us of pervert loose in our neighborhood. It seems some babysitter saw a man in the bushes staring into the window. He walked off and nobody’s seen him since.
Now neighborhood moms aren’t letting their kids play outside. :rolleyes:
Set up a decoy effigy of a small child to lure him in. It’s super effective!
Make sure the effigy is fitted with a hidden gun that can be activated via remote control. That should fix the perv’s wagon!
Hasn’t poor Andy Dick suffered enough?
Do you think he can be domesticated?
I was just going to use my own kids as live bait.
Okay, he appears to be free range but is he organic?