A word of advice dudes ....

So I am watching Monsters and Mysteries in America - a bit about Shadow People.

So, first dude on - you are sitting in the dark and see a shadow figure that scares you so badly you are about peeing yourself, TURN THE FUCKING LIGHT ON. Promise, the shadow dude will go away.

Second dude - you hear a voice telling you to hurt your family, word of advice is that it isn’t a shadow person, you are having a psychotic break and your schizophrenia is emerging, get ye hence to a pshrink and get some meds. Voices that nobody else hears is not a good thing…

Or, there is something they are smoking in Missouri and they are bogarting it…