Confusedest say: It’s not the size of the shrimp roll - but the brawn of the prawn.
Talk about your well developed baby arm. There’s not much I can add to this story on Anavova (and blurbed in today’s NY Post) - About a 55-year old man (well, obviously) from Harbin city:
At 55! This guy’s been doing power lifts with his dick for 33 years - Take that Giambi.
I occasionally try to balence a towel on my penis, but that’s nothing compared to this guy.
But how strong is woman’s penis?
I’ve seen alot but… wow. I’ve been amazed by guys tricks before but never anything even remotely near that! …WOW. On a vugar note: he could earn a fortune doing demonstrations.
This is why Jack Black advocates doing cock push-ups 
Hold a towel with it? Ha! I can throw the towel with mine 
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Impressive. Most impressive.
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I so do not want to know the backstory here.
Grasshoppah, when you can take the pebble from my… err, better not.
Maybe he can sign up when Puppetry of the Penis goes to China. Google that one yourself, I’m not linking to it.
I thought it was penis origami.
The first thing that popped in to my head was: Whacks On…Whacks Off.