I think Vlad the Impaler was kind of a jerk. I guess that makes me special.
Wow, that’s quite a logical leap you’ve made there. Allow me to clear things up for you: “It takes a special kind of person to criticize someone for doing something [so historically insignificant] over thirty years ago.”
Better?
The “Ad whores” reference was meant to be taken in a sort of retro tongue-in-cheek humorous way, especially considering it happened decades ago. It couldn’t be more trivial which is part of what made it amusing to me. I apologize (Pope style), I didn’t realize ABBA was such a sore spot for you.