Abstinence from Sexual Activity Until Marriage: Now U.S. Government Policy

[Jotun]

@catsix

Well see now this is why every sex ed course should teach kids that the condom goes on the OTHER head.

…and here I thought nobody listened to people who weren’t seasoned veterans of the SDMB. Thanks for the laugh catsix

[SteveG1]

@bup

Unless the mutual masturbators are the same sex. Then it leads to AIDS.

OK, that’s not in there, but I think it’s true.

But if you do it alone, you go blind. I did it, I wear glasses, Oh shit!