Rule #1: Thou shalt have fun creating the most absurd, obscene, funny, and pop-culture referencing names you can think of whilst people vote on their favorites. These of course cannot be too obscene because of AIM’s rules, which forces you to be more creative :).
Rule #2: Thou shalt not post your hotmail ID, your Yahoo! screen name, or names from any other services online or off. This is for AIM and AIM only. See www.aim.com if you don’t already have it.
Rule #3: Thou shalt not mention your cousin’s roommate’s aunt’s great-grandmother’s screen name from 40 years ago. This is for CURRENT and NEW screen names that belong to YOU.
Rule #4: Thou shalt get creative with the screen name and not the spelling of the screen name. If you have to misspell it because someone else already has it then it is not original. Keep trying.
Rule #5: Thou shalt not use numbers unless they are directly related to the absurdity and/or humor of the screen name. See rule #3.
Rule #6: Thou shalt be prepared to sign on these screen names and message fellow dopers if the name is so funny or absurd that someone just has to see proof.
Here are the ones I have as of right now, ready to message anyone who wants verification:
omg lets bone the popes butthole My DNA in your face puppet jihad
This is like AIM-whacking in its own way. My friends and I used to do this with movie quotes all the time.
MariachiArsonist
MonVaginFrancais (my French vagina)
The AIM website is barely working so I’ll be back later.
As for my favorite so far… definitely My DNA in your face. Heh. For some reason I picture Ed Norton on the big screen throwing a handful of jizz at the camera with a sneer on his face.
