Aside from the usual array of kitchen implements and OTC medications and wall sockets and functional bathtubs? Stairs. Our house has roughly nine and a half million high, narrow, creaky stairs, that wind around and around in a tight spiral, as are mandatory in any New England home that is older than the current landlord. (It’s in the building code; look it up!) The railings are perfectly sturdy now, but can be easily removed – or merely conveniently loosened – with an ordinary screwdriver, which several of us have had to do in order to get furniture into the upper floor apartments.
If this isn’t creepy enough, I also have some rats. They are hilariously domesticated and have personalities not unlike a somewhat dim Labrador retriever (“Hi, Mama! What’re you doing? Can I have your sandwich? I love you!”), but that doesn’t stop many people from being terrified of them.
There isn’t enough space on this board to list them all. From driving a toothbrush through an ear into the brain to hanging to poisons. And this is ignoring the fact that I collect knives and meat chopping devices.
But my Saws-all --------------- that would be my first choice.
Sure suicide: Drink LCD cleaning solution or antifreeze, burn the house down some way,
Murder: Swiss army knife, power drill,
I work/ tinker with electronics a lot, so most of my tools are too small to kill someone. My soldering iron that heats up to ~1000F could do some serious damage though.
