A cat and a lava lamp.
A cat and just about anything. Yours was way too easy. You should try again.
A toddler, a cat and a refrigerator.
Oh come on wring, you can’t leave us hanging like that.
Ok. We lived in a small apartment with a frig that was 2/3 size of normal refrigerators (that’s an important fact) Ben, aged about 1 1/2, came up to me in the living room, grabbed my hand, pulled me into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and out jumped the smaller of our two kitties. I scolded the cat, thinking that Ben had opened the frig and she’d nosed her way in, checking out what was where, and had gotten closed in. Didn’t think too much more about it until…
A few days later, I heard our bigger cat kinda yelp. I got up and walked into the kitchen in time to see Ben, dragging Spike (Ben had both his arms under Spikes forelegs, Spike was walking on his back two legs with the most terrifyed look in his eyes) to the frig, Ben opened the frig door and proceeded to attempt to shove this 20 pound cat onto the shelf…
Funny thing- Spike adored Ben, that ‘yelp’ was the most he ever complained.
My three kids and anything fragile within 100 miles. 
Zev Steinhardt
racinchikki. Long, funny story. 