Boy oh boy, am I sick of Food Network going on and on about Italian and Southern cuisine.
Oh sure, sometimes they’ll give a nod to Latino or Asian dishes. But do you know what kind of cooking they never, ever mention?
German food! Good, hearty, basis of American cooking German food. Not a goddamn word about it on that channel!
I looooove German food!!! I love slow cooked pig’s knuckles with fat chewy skin covering tender mouthfuls of meat. Braised in sweet sauerkraut and soft new potatoes. Roast goose with crinkly skin aside a mound of earthy red cabbage. Pickled herring and pickled beets, mmmmm.
No other folk treat the falsely maligned liver so well. Liver dumpling soup and liverwurst, fantastic! And hackepeter (sp?) otherwise known as steak tartare. Beef at its rarest, echoing the earliest origins of humanity, when we first fell in love with meat. Best on dark bread, with onion and capers, to mark the ascent of man into settled agriculture, and sophistication.
And with the abovementioned liverwurst, are a vast array of sausages, as varied as the numerous regions of Germany itself. If France and its cheeses are such a big deal, why isn’t Germany and its sausages just as frequently discussed? Plus Germans understand that cold cuts aren’t just for lunch sandwiches. They’re for breakfast with cheese and marmelade on crispbread, on beautifully arranged hospitality platters if you like.
I’ll leave it to others to praise the famous beer. Now I want sacretorte (sp?) for dessert.