ACM's 20 Questions

Can it be measured?

Well, yes, but an “iffy” yes.

No.

1. It’s not alive.
2. It’s man-made.
3. It can not be accurately compared to a microwave in terms of size.
4. It can not be used to warm food.
5. You would find it indoors.
6. It’s not a physical object.
7. It is not a work of art.
8. It does not exist in a gaseous state.
9. It makes a sound(iffy)
10. It can not be measured.

Is it an abstract concept?

No.

1. It’s not alive.
2. It’s man-made.
3. It can not be accurately compared to a microwave in terms of size.
4. It can not be used to warm food.
5. You would find it indoors.
6. It’s not a physical object.
7. It is not a work of art.
8. It does not exist in a gaseous state.
9. It makes a sound(iffy)
10. It can not be measured.
11. It is not an abstract concept.

Is it a liquid?

No.

I’ve color coded the positive, the negative, and the “iffy”.

1. It’s not alive.
2. It’s man-made.
3. It can not be accurately compared to a microwave in terms of size.
4. It can not be used to warm food.

5. You would find it indoors.
6. It’s not a physical object.
7. It is not a work of art.
8. It does not exist in a gaseous state.

9. It makes a sound(iffy)
10. It can not be measured.
11. It is not an abstract concept.
12. It is not a liquid.

Is it worth a lot of money?

Yes.

1. It’s not alive.
2. It’s man-made.
3. It can not be accurately compared to a microwave in terms of size.
4. It can not be used to warm food.

5. You would find it indoors.
6. It’s not a physical object.
7. It is not a work of art.
8. It does not exist in a gaseous state.

9. It makes a sound(iffy)
10. It can not be measured.
11. It is not an abstract concept.
12. It is not a liquid.
13. It is worth a lot of money

Is it hot ?

ETA : as in heat, not physical hotness.

No.
1. It’s not alive.
2. It’s man-made.
3. It can not be accurately compared to a microwave in terms of size.
4. It can not be used to warm food.

5. You would find it indoors.
6. It’s not a physical object.
7. It is not a work of art.
8. It does not exist in a gaseous state.

9. It makes a sound(iffy)
10. It can not be measured.
11. It is not an abstract concept.
12. It is not a liquid.
13. It is worth a lot of money

14. It is not hot.

It’s not a physical object or an abstract idea? Those sound contradictory.

Is it supernatural?

No.

1. It’s not alive.
2. It’s man-made.
3. It can not be accurately compared to a microwave in terms of size.
4. It can not be used to warm food.

5. You would find it indoors.
6. It’s not a physical object.
7. It is not a work of art.
8. It does not exist in a gaseous state.

9. It makes a sound(iffy)
10. It can not be measured.
11. It is not an abstract concept.
12. It is not a liquid.
13. It is worth a lot of money

**14. It’s not hot.
15. It’s not supernatural. **

Would it provide pleasure?

Is it more likely to be made by a man than by a woman?

This is kind of an opinion question. I’ll answer it, though.

Yes.

No

1. It’s not alive.
2. It’s man-made.
3. It can not be accurately compared to a microwave in terms of size.
4. It can not be used to warm food.

5. You would find it indoors.
6. It’s not a physical object.
7. It is not a work of art.
8. It does not exist in a gaseous state.

9. It makes a sound(iffy)
10. It can not be measured.
11. It is not an abstract concept.
12. It is not a liquid.
13. It is worth a lot of money

**14. It’s not hot.
15. It’s not supernatural. **
16. It would(could) provide pleasure.
17. It is not more likely to be made by a man than a woman.

Does it do anything ?

I’m ignoring this one and not counting it against the total. Is it a serious question or snarky?

Snarky? Jesus, your item is man-made, and can be found indoors but it’s not a physical object, nor is it abstract. It’s not gaseous, and it’s not a liquid either. It might make noises, but it can’t be measured.

Do you know how utterly futile and contradictory this is turning out to be? Let’s just get it over with.

When it’s my turn I’m going with “kitten” or “bunny” or something. Christ.

I’m a bit confused as to how something that isn’t a physical object could make a sound.