Acronyms that don't mean what most(/many/some) people *think* they mean.

MOT Test (this is a test of road-worthiness to which vehicles are subject in the UK) - When people say “MOT Test”, they are sometimes informed that they have committed a redundant acronym offence; i.e. “It’s not MOT Test, it’s just MOT”. but the T doesn’t stand for Test; MOT means Ministry Of Transport.

DVD - I was going to say that many people think it’s Digital Video Disc, but the V stands for Versatile, but this appears to be something that was in dispute from the very start and has never been resolved one way or the other.

NASA - I’ve heard at least a few (non American) people say this stood for North American Space Agency (I think perhaps this is what most people would guess it to be if they didn’t know otherwise), but it is of course National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

But there must be other acronyms that don’t mean what most/many/some people think they do (and I’m not really including the false-acronym-etymology of words like Posh); what are they?

IWW – A lot of people seem to think it stands for International Workers of the World, but that’s redundundant. It’s Industrial Workers of the World.

Neal Stephenson says in his afterword to Snow Crash that he though BIOS was Built In Operating System, but his many critiquers corrected him to Basic Input/Output System. But he still kept the original for the book.

Help me out please…, in General Questions, llRl and AFAlK were often used in the topic “why is the movie The Wizard of Oz associated with gay culture?” What do those acronyms mean? I’m new at this. Thanks!

IRL =In Real Life (i.e. not on the internet)
AFAIK = As Far As I Know

It was known as Digital Video Disc in its original incarnation – when that’s all they were used for and there was no such thing as a DVD burner. It wasn’t until the advent of burners that the name was changed to the awkward Digital Versatile Disc, in order to emphasize that it could be used for storing any type of data and not just video. (Also to eliminate confusion over DVD audio discs)

I know one very proper religious lady who used the word snafu until I told her what it was an acronym for.

Understood, it’s just that by now, the new ‘versatile’ name was supposed to be the real one, but the process of changing it stalled.

AIG, the acronymic name of a local insurance company, doesn’t stand for Automobile Insurance Group. It stands for Automobile Insurance Program.

:dubious:

What, in another language or something?

Oh, what’s it stand for? I’m assuming it must be dirty or something if she wouldn’t use it any more. I know that’s the name of one of my favorite games for the Atari system from when I was little. (It’s that game most cell phones have now called Snake, but way cooler) :wink:

Probably because “versatile” is contrived and sounds silly. That, and nobody cares anymore since everyone already knows what DVD is about without having to expand the acronym.

Situation Normal, All Fucked-Up

As Allen Sherman recalled it in his wildly funny book The Rape of the APE*, "Even the Army Situation Reports were obscene, citing SNAFU as the chief example ("Back home, he noted, newspapers cleaned it up as Situation Normal, All Fouled Up). and listed others:

JANFU – Joint Army-Navy Fuck Up
FUBAR – Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

I always thought, by the way, that it was originally Digitral Video Disc, and that Digital Versatile Disc came out when they wanted to emphasize that you could use the disc for other purposes than storing video. Similar, perhaps, to the way that Hewlitt-Packard’s HPIB (Hewlitt-Packard Interface Bus) becaume generalized to the industry-wide GPIB (General Purpose Interface Bus). But I could be wrong.
By the way, It was years before I learned that “BNC” cables were originally named for Berkeley Nucleonics Corporation, the original manufacturer.

Also,

FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
JANFU - Joint Army-Navy Fuck Up

Curse you Cal and Annie! I wrote the explanation of FUBAR, but saw on preview that Annie had beat me to it, so I added the FUBAR/JANFU stuff and by then Cal beat me to it.

Grumble, grumble.

According to their website, it stands for “American International Group”.

http://www.aig.com/gateway/aboutaig/1-70-0-0-5-index.htm

YMMV

And since I was curious about ING, I found this from their web page:

“The merger into Internationale Nederlanden Group took place in 1991. The market soon abbreviated the name to I-N-G. The company followed suit by changing the statutory name to ING Groep N.V. Since 1991, ING has developed from a Dutch company with some international business to a multinational with Dutch roots.”

Assuming that Groep in Dutch translates to Group in English, then they are in essence “International Netherlands Group Group”.

From this site:

I’ve always loved the word “snafu”–a perfect description of a situation the English language had no previous word for. It even sounds like what it means.

Peg Bracken once presented that myth that the “F-word” is an acroymn, but then stated it was a good thing the word was invented, because without it “The military woudn’t be able to communicate at all.”

see – clearly another case of someone mistaking the real meaning. Only this timer it’s me.
BNC did make BNC cables in the 1960s and 1970s. Is it possible thwey took their name from the already-existing acronym?