Scott Baio: Whoa whoa whoa.
John Travolta: Yeah, but pork tastes good.
Nobody has mentioned Samuel L. Jackson’s snakes.
Lauren Bacall: You put your lips together and blow.
Patrick Swayze: No one puts Baby in a corner.
Ben Stein: Bueller? Bueller?
Cher: Snap out of it!
Vivien Leigh: As God is my witness, I’ll never go hungry again.
Butterfly McQueen: I don’t know nothin’ about birthing no babies.
“Oh no, it’s K-k-k-ken. Trying to k-k-k-kill me.” - Kevin Kline
Robert Duvall - “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
I think it’s: “Wah, wah, wah!”
Will Smith: “Aw, hell no(naw)!”
Actually it’s “c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me,” but good choice.
James Earl Jones- “…and I was never here.”
MM: Happy birth-day, Mr. Pres-i-dent…
Cagney: Top of the world, Ma!
Deborah Kerr: “I never knew it could be like this.”
Yul Brynner: “Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!”
Gary Cooper: “Yup.”
God, how OLD are some of you people?
Samuel L. Jackson: English, mother fucker! Do you speak it?!
“Say ‘what’ again, motherfucker!”
The definitive line for him in that movie is “Asshole!”
Two from one movie:
Jeff Bridges: “The Dude abides.”
[also good, but not as applicable, are 'I hate the fucking Eagles, man and ‘the Chinaman is not the issue here’]
John Turturro: “Nobody fucks with the Jesus!”
[easier to remember in full than the tirade in the bowling alley]
Possibly even three, if you count “Shut the fuck up, Donnie” or “This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!” for John Goodman [half his lines could be listed here]
Al Pacino: “Say hello to my leetle friend!”
Younger than the movies.
Jack Nicholson: 'Heeeeeeeeeere’s Johnny!"
I don’t know if it’s a signature line, but whenever I think of Leslie Nielsen, I think of the world’s greatest deadpan:
“I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley.”
Damn, you beat me to it. Here’s some more examples
“Git on yer hoss and ride”
“Stick yer hands up, yer bum”
I don’t know if John Wayne said either, but he should have
God, chowder, that second line looks really different if you miss the comma. It’s a hard thing to imagine John Wayne saying.
:smack: