Actually, Tom Cruise kind of surprised me in a few things. He’s a pretty boy, but he’s not all that bad. I don’t think he’s up there with Laurence Olivier, but he’s certainly better than Ashton Kutcher.
Kevin Costner, on the other hand… exactly what acting has this man ever done? I’ve seen nearly everything he’s ever made, at one point or another, usually due to the urgings of a woman, and I have yet to see him actually ACT…
Tom Greene, Keanu Reeves and Tom Arnold (I was gonna add Roseanne Barr, but her new TV show tanked).
Kate Hudson, Tara Reid and every other 20something fake blonde.
Signed, the bitter 40something redhead.
Tracy Morgan has his own television show!!!
I’ll second Tobey MacGuire. He has, to borrow a line, the personality of wet bread.
I wasn’t aware Tom Arnold WAS still getting work. What’s he been in lately?
Nyah, nyah, nyah, NO HE DOESN’T, nyah, nyah, nyah…
Will Smith. He plays the same role in a lot of his movies, the young bad ass wise talking guy who thinks he’s the funniest person ever. What is even worse is that he is often put up against the same person, a no sense of humor all business character. Compare Wild, Wild West to Men in Black and you’ll see exactly what I mean. Kevin Kline and Tommy Lee Jones had very similar roles so Will Smith could bounce his idiotic comments off of them.
Thank you higher being that he turned down the role of Neo to be in Wild, Wild, West. I can imagine The Matrix as a total suck fest with him making wise ass comments to agent Smith. Argh!
“Yo, so what you sayin is if I take the red pill, I’ll be all chillin and know the truth? I’m down with that !”
The only thing worse would be Martin Lawrence. Can’t…continue…tooo…painful…
Yeah, like that predictable action-buddy flick Six Degrees of Separation.
Smith has major acting talent (and comic talent); he’s just taking run-of-the-mill roles. I can see him becoming another Tom Hanks-type (remember when all Tom Hanks ever did were goofy slapstick movies?).
To the list of worthless actors, I’ll add Melanie Griffith; if she’s ever done a good movie, I completely missed it.
As I said, a lot, not all, a lot.
He’s been on The Best Damn Sports Show Period where he’s proving he knows as much about sports as he does about comedy.
Two words:
Andy…McDowell
Ever try watching him on Letterman?
It’s like watching a rabid ferret on crack.
Richard Gere’s performance quality varies in inverse proportion to the quality of the film he’s in. The worse the film, the better he gets. (And no, it’s not just that he looks good by comparison.)
Um, excuse me? You seem to be implying that Chicago was a bad movie.
Chicago was awesome! The best work Tom Hanks has done in years! Even Richard Gere was OK, tho I fully understand why he wasn’t nominated.
David Schwimmer.
He narrates science shows or something on public tv, as far as I can tell.
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Speaking of Will Smith, this makes me cry.
Listen. You hear that?. It’s Asimov spinning.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Her voice makes my ears bleed and her face is like a poorly drawn caricature of a psychotic elf.