Actresses who were so HOT in one movie you just wanted to eat thier a**es.

Emmanuelle Chriqui in, of all things, Snow Day.

Even though it’s a kiddie film, she spends a portion of it strutting around braless in a tank top. And it’s chilly! :eek:

I felt pretty bad about my a** eating desire 'til I learned that she was 22.

Phoebe Cates climbing out of the pool in slo-mo during Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I have to emulate Judge Reinhold during that scene.

Yes! I thought I was the only one who thought she was absolutely gorgeous in that movie.
RR

Rhona Mitra in Get Carter.
Elizabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas.
Gina Gershon in Face Off.
Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive.

I’m not sure I’d actually eat their asses, but I wouldn’t mind spreading some butter and marmalade on them.

Uh…possibly. I’d have to see the movie again. I just remember the seduction scene turning my mind to jelly.

Oh, Salma Hayek in Dogma. Yummers.

Sarah Jessica Parker in any of the following (provided I could start at the top, work my way to the ankles and then 1/2 way back up again)[ul]STATE AND MAIN[]DUDLEY DO-RIGHT[]OFF THE MENU: THE LAST DAYS OF CHASEN’S[]EXTREME MEASURES[]IF LUCY FELL[]MARS ATTACKS![]SUBSTANCE OF FIRE[]MIAMI RHAPSODY[]ED WOOD[]STRIKING DISTANCE[]HONEYMOON IN VEGAS[]L.A. STORY[]GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUNFOOTLOOSE[/ul]I could care less that twerp Broderick was there 1st.

Lauren Bacall in ANYTHING, even including her cameo in “Misery”. My god, there has never been a sexier woman.

Sengkelat, if you mean the scene where the Queen’s Lady-in-waiting or whatever she is seduces the King’s attendant/guard so that the Queen can get in to see the King, that is Ms. Donohoe. I agree, she is a ball of fire in that movie. She often plays sexually agressive characters.

TESTIFY!!

After seeing her scrawny self in Nell, I could never see her as pretty. Yet another actress who needs to be locked in Krispy Kreme for a month.

Hmm, seems Phoebe Cates and Alyson Hannigan are taken already.

I always lust after Patricia Arquette when I watch True Romance. Ain’t bad in lost highway, either. Man o man o man.

But I think Sherilyn Fenn in the old Twin Peaks days takes the cake… hell, I’d do most of the women from that show. Ok, except Nadine. And Sara Palmer. Ok, forget the moms and married ladies… grr, except Shelly, of course… mmm, Madchen Amick (or however she spelled it, sheesh!).

“This must be where penises go when they die.”

Natalie Portman a “sub-par” actress??? Why do I have a feeling that you’ve only seen her in the Star Wars films?

Natalie Portman is a critically acclaimed actress–her performance in The Professional was nothing less than amazing! She was also fantastic in Beautiful Girls and Where the Heart Is.

In addition to being very hot, I seriously believe that she’s got an Academy Award in her future!

I’m glad to see that a lot more people found Nicole Kidman’s buttoned-up, no-nonsense, sexually frustrated The Others character incredibly sexy.

UNF! :eek:

Oh yeah, and Natalie Portman too. She was pretty much the reason I went to see Episode 2. I still feel like a pervert whenever I watch The Professional. (In my defense, I first saw it when I was 14.)

Linda Fiorentino in The Last Seduction!

And Carrie-Anne Moss in Memento.

Both evil bitches from Hell, but I loved them.

Why does this thread remind me of the guy in Throw Momma From The Train in Billy Crystal’s writing class, whose sole literary endeavor is called “Women I Would Like To Pork”. (“It’s a coffee table book.”) :smiley:

Bony?? What the…I mean…geez…HEY!!!

Obviously, you have not seen her ultra-fine ass in The Cider House Rules. I assure you, it is perfect. Svelte, yet ample. :smiley:

spooje, you have to give him some slack. I don’t think mere mortals are allowed to look directly at Charlize’s ass. Anything more than a quick glance could kill a guy.

Seconds on the marmalade.

I’m surprised no one has mentioned Liv Tyler . She looked damn good in Stealing Beauty

Then there’s Michelle Johnson in Blame it on Rio. Couldn’t act to save her life, but WOW was she hot!

And finally, thoughther movies never made it to the theatre, I always liked Ami Dolenz. Yummy.

I’ll see your Gina Gershon and raise you a Rene Russo from the new Thomas Crown Affair. She’s *forty[/], for crying out loud.

Well, it looked pretty damn bony in 2 Days in the Valley, and that stupid movie where she carries Johnny Depp’s alien baby…

Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider. Whoa mama.