Actresses whose careers you'd like to see tank so they would do porn

[Evil_Captor]

@xvxdarkknightxvx

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Not that there’s anything wrong with not following the topic.

I did use actresses in the OP, but I was gender-neutral wrt using pronouns in the OP because I really don’t mind if gay guys or straight gals post guys’ names in this thread. I was thinking actresses so I put actresses in the title, but other people are naturally gonna think of actors.

[Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker]

Maybe I’m just a pervert, but. . . Courtney Love! Please!

[PaulFitzroy]

Three words: Natalie Fucking Portman.

[xvxdarkknightxvx]

@PaulFitzroy

Three words: Natalie Fucking Portman.

That would be a sight I’d like to see.

[detop]

Jennifer Connolly, Kristy Swanson, Famke Janssen, Pam Anders… OK, scratch the last one, it has already happened

[Loopydude]

Jodie Foster

Aw, now I feel all dirty…

[xvxdarkknightxvx]

@Loopydude

Jodie Foster

Aw, now I feel all dirty…

Tay eenna weend.

[blowero]

Betty Rubble.

[Evil_Captor]

@blowero

Betty Rubble.

Not Betty Rubble, but the actress who played her in the “Viva Rock Vegas” movie: Jane Krakowski

[blowero]

@Evil Captor

Not Betty Rubble, but the actress who played her in the “Viva Rock Vegas” movie: Jane Krakowski

You mean you aren’t dying to see Rosie O’Donnell do porn? :eek:

[FriarTed]

@blowero

You mean you aren’t dying to see Rosie O’Donnell do porn? :eek:

Ya mean EXIT TO EDEN wasn’t it? L

[Chairman_Pow]

@Evil Death

Cameron Diaz has already done porn.

Tell me more…

[Hey_It_s_That_Guy]

@FriarTed

Ya mean EXIT TO EDEN wasn’t it? L

Gah! Pthbththbththbb! Dany Delany in fetish gear, playing a dominatrix = doesn’t get much hotter than that, folks. Rosie O’Donell in fetish gear, playing a dominatrix = years of therapy to block out. Gaaaaah!

[Loopydude]

@xvxdarkknightxvx

Tay eenna weend.

Mrmm, “Nell” doesn’t really count, though there was some rare full-frontal of Ms. Foster. I think we’re talking nasty gonzo pr0n in this thread, and the nude scenes in “Nell” were about the opposite of sex, IMO.

[maleinblack]

Catherine Bell from JAG please!

[aeropl]

@Moody Bastard

The relatively impressive thing about Tanya Roberts is that, after Charlie’s Angels, she was forced into the softcore trenches. . . and then years later still managed to land a role on a popular sitcom (That 70’s Show). My guess is that’s not too common.

Didn’t the same thing happen to Alyssa Milano, she did softcore stuff like Embrace of the Vampire then came back and did mainstream stuff?

[Misnomer]

@Evil Captor

I did use actresses in the OP, but I was gender-neutral wrt using pronouns in the OP because I really don’t mind if gay guys or straight gals post guys’ names in this thread.

Thank goodness, because the whole time I’ve been reading this I’ve been building a list in my mind with an opening line of “can girls play, too?”

Would the following men please audition for the Playgirl channel immediately:

[ul]
[li]Michael Vartan[/li][li]David Anders[/li][li]Nicky Katt[/li][li]Michael Weatherly[/li][li]Will Smith[/li][li]The Rock[/li][li]Scott Bakula[/li][li]Nathan Fillion[/li][li]Ben Browder[/li][li]Pierce Brosnan[/li][li]Clive Owen[/li][li]Richard Dean Anderson[/li][li]Michael Shanks[/li][li]Ben McKenzie[/li][li]Ethan Hawke[/li][li]Ewan McGregor[/li][/ul]
Heaven knows there are others, but this will do for a start. Auditions are one-on-one, and in-person only…

[Albert_Rose]

Star Jones, baby. Uhhhhn!

[DrDeth]

Paris Hilton… whoops, too late.

But still…

[Shirley_Ujest]

Russell Crowe

Diet Coke Guy

Jackie Chan

Jason Issacs

Colin Firth

Colin Farrell

Brad Pitt

Scott Glenn

Mick Jagger ( ok, he’s not an actor, but whew!)