Actresses whose careers you'd like to see tank so they would do porn

Ahem,

OLSON TWINS!!!

Here are a few older pictures for comparison:

With a little more weight in Jan 2002

Augast 2002

Stunning

Normal looking

She looks very emaciated and Grinch-like now.

Britney looks pretty damn good. Maybe YOU’D turn her down. I think it’s cute the way she grabs her boyfriend’s cock. Knows what she likes. I don’t expect Britney to do anything actually pornographic anytime soon – she’s making too much money teasing to be pleasing.

As for Nicole, those are unflattering pics, but I agree that it’s nothing a few cheeseburgers and a straight boyfriend couldn’t straighten out. She’s stuck in the Hollywood “thin” thing that actresses get into as they age.

If you want to watch the closest she has come to making a porn flick , rent GIA

Declan

She’s already been in Playboy a few times. It wasn’t pretty.

I was thinking it since the thread started yesterday, but damned if I was going to be the first to say it!

Did I mention Kate Winslet?. Well, consider her mentioned! I mean, she’s a fine actress and all, but hwu - hwu - huhuhuhu - hwa! And that’s about as succinctly as I can put it.

Colin Farrell, Johnny Depp, Peter Krause. If they would do porn, I would quit my job and go into porn, too. :smiley:

YEAH, he would! He is creepy. When he was on her Behind the Music episode, talking about her big boobs, I thought he was a little too proud of them. Ick.

Well, nobody has mentioned Jorja Fox. She just got fired from CSI.

I am disappointed in all of you. The answer is Salma Hayek.

(But kudos to tdn and darkknight for the mentions of Cruz and Cuthbert.)

Really - where did you hear that? And why was she fired? Guess I am out of the loop.

Gay man weighing in on this one. Eric Bana , Colin Farrell, and Antonio Banderas is a three-way.

It was an AP article here. . Eads and Fox wanted more money. Breach of contract.

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Not that there’s anything wrong with not following the topic. :smiley:

Oops! :smack: :o

LOL. I did actually read Evil Captor’s thread before posting. Thought it wasn’t gender specific. But I can play it “straight” for a turn.

Halle Berry.

I’d do her for sure!

Jorja is definitely a Fox.

You’ve got some good taste there, Tuco.

Though only classed as an actress in the very loosest sense, I’d definitely like to add Rachel Stevens to the cast.

So when are we shooting this thing anyway? :wink:

If we’re going to list actors, I’d add Ewan McGregor, except for the fact that some of his movies could be considered soft-core porn anyways.

How about Goran Visnjic?

Olsen twins? I’d settle for just their career tanking, porn or no porn.

As for Kidman, wasn’t Eyes Wide Shut practically porn anyway? Lots of sex, no redeeming plot or artistic value.

Britney’s career has all but tanked. I’d say she’s 2-3 years from porno, once people completely stop buying her albums.