Actresses whose careers you'd like to see tank so they would do porn

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Martha Stewart.

42

Phyllis Diller! Yum!
And for those who can’t wait for legality: Hillary Duff and Lindsey Lohan.

Now for the serious answer: Olivia d’Abo! Damn, I loves me some buck toothed women! On her knees, looking up at me (POV, baby), smiling all nice like, holding on to my _____, about to open wide and…

;j

43

[Crude, rude, and vulgar male hat ON]

I don’t want to watch Laura Prepon having sex on camera.

I want to watch her having sex on ME!

[Crude, rude, and vulgar male hat OFF]

44

Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Jennifer Love Hewitt

I do seem to have a thing for girls with a ‘J’ name, don’t I?

45

I think this is what he was referring to re: Cameron Diaz.

46

Don Knotts and Steve Irwin double teaming Kathy Bates would…be horrible. Just horrible.

47

You guys have completely missed Angelina Jolie and Denise Richards!

48

WRONG. Just wrong. You’re so off base with this. Didn’t you know Linsday Lohan’s already legal? Jeez, what’s wrong with you? :smiley:

49

All these replies and no mention of Nicole Kidman ?
Well that’s one potential porn star I’d like to see !!!

50

Sorry, But Jessica Alba and Jennifer Garner will not being doing porn. It would be quite depressing to see either of my future wives getting nailed by Ron Jeremy, so I simply won’t allow it. Skin flick maybe, but no porn.

51

I am really hoping Madonnas career doesn’t ‘tank’, given the agreed consequences. Yuck!

52

I think the little kid from “The Toy” and “Bad News Bears” was in a porn flick.

53

Speaking of Nicole, I’d also like to see Penelope Cruz.

54

Gina Gershon. I mean, she’s practically there already, right?

55

I don’t see how you can stop Angelina from doing a porn flick sooner or later. Let’s face it, she wants to do one, you know she does. And I’d guess Nicole Kidman wouldn’t mind doing a porn flick if she got the chance. I just don’t know if she’s gonna get around to it.

56

Those are from last year. She looks a little different now.
And Nicole Kidman? Not to repeat myself, but ewww, have you seen her lately?

57

You mean… Janeane Garofalo’s career ISN’T in the tank?

Has she made some blockbuster films in the past few years that I’m not aware of?

58

Wow, pretty scary. The seen pic looks doctored, even. Too bad beauty doesn’t last forever. :frowning:

59

Well, it doesn’t fade overnight like that without a little help. She needs to lay off the Botox and eat a cheeseburger. Divorce was very unkind to her.

60

Sheesh, guys, I think Nicole looks pretty damn good in all those photos :confused: