Adam Sandler continues to suck

I saw a preview of Adam Sandler’s latest waste of time Little Nicky. And guess what? HE’S USING A STUPID VOICE! Can’t this idiot EVER play a role where he uses his regular voice or accent?

Still, I’m waiting for his LAST movie:

Adam Sandler IS Pauly Shore in the “Pauly Shore Story”.

Something tells me you would love the book Mike Nelson’s Movie MegaCheese by MST3K’s Michael J. Nelson.
(Adam Sandler is second only to Jim Carrey in Mike’s world of Hate).

Pretty much all Sandler has are the cutesy baby-talk voice and the hostile-screaming voice (which he frequently uses in the same sentence). A couple of his songs – “Red-hooded Sweatshirt” and “The Lonesome Kicker,” among others – have been pretty funny, but do not justify his otherwise hideous existence.

I would and I do. Hilarious stuff. There was one episode of MST3K where Tom Servo, replying to the movie, says “I’M SMOKIN’!” and Mike says, “Don’t EVER do that again.”

In other news: sun rises in East, bear shits in woods.

Dr. J

I believe there’s a word we use to respond to posts like that… what was it?.. oh, I remember…

Whoosh!

Like him or not, his movies make mad money. Only Harrison Ford films make more on average.

Ah yes … the Adam Sandler movie. I saw it when it first came out. It was funny. When they started rereleasing it every year or so with a different name, it grew tiresome.

I saw the same preview. To my shame and disgust, I caught myself snickering at the “Your diabolical supernatural ability is to transform COKE into PEPSI???” joke.

It was before I realized it was a Sandler film, though. He seemed to be wearing heavy makeup, or maybe he’s just getting fatter as he gets stupider.

How could he?

I am so glad I’m not the only person who thinks that Adams Sandler is a bad bit from SNL stretched into a career instead of a movie. He sucked on SNL. Now there’s just more of him.

Which only makes him suck all the more.

Adam Sandler just needs time and confidence to lose the stupid voice. Remember Bill Murray in Caddyshack? He had his lip curled the entire movie. Then loosened up for Stripes.

Er, spoofe? I don’t think Dr. J missed anything. What was the whoosh?

How much time? Bill Murray was already funny on SNL before he did Caddyshack (and his lip was never curled, even when he was calling Jane Curtin an “ignorant slut”), he was funny in Caddyshack, and he continued to be funny in Stripes. Adam Sandler, OTOH, has not been funny in anything I’ve seen. Well, I liked the Hanukah song, but I didn’t actually ever see that.

** Cantrip ** Point of order, I believe that it was Dan Ackroyd who would call Jane an “ignorant slut”. But I agree, Bill was funny pre movie days. Adam hasn’t had a complete thought that I’ve seen, let alone a funny one.

Whatever happened to Pauly Shore?
He used to make me laugh. (Well he did!)

Right you are, wring. :o To punish me for this regrettable lapse, you should force me to watch an Adam Sandler movie…

We have a law against cruel and unusual punishment, don’t we?

Ahhh, this thread brings a tear to my eye. It’s a good thing to realize that you’re not alone in the universe.

I thought I was the only one who didn’t think he was funny. He was a year behind me in high school. I didn’t think he was funny then, and still don’t. Had to put up with the hometown paper gushing about him when he had a role on “Cosby” and then his stint on “Remote Control.”

Yes, I’ll admit it. The fact that he makes over 350 times my yearly salary for one movie adds a little fuel to the fire. Damn that Lorne Michaels!

pcubed, you’re from NH?

Well to hell with you all. We danced to “I Want To Grow Old With You” at our wedding and we like Happy Gilmore. C’mon, you guys can’t dis the fistfight with Bob Barker.

I admit that Adam Sandler has not broken the basic law of “work for SNL, make bad movies”, but then there are plenty of non-SNL movies that suck just as bad.