You know, I had to edit that post three times before submitting to get rid of a typo.
When I first typed it, it said Clogboy.
Then I fixed it, and it said BigSmellyJerk.
Then I fixed it again, and it said Coldfire.
Then I got it right.
I personally prefer “Since when is ignorance considered a point of view” IIRC from a dilbert strip.
Oh, for the days of “Ben, something big and important and dangerous is going to happen at your worksite tomorrow. God told me this in a dream. Do not go, I implore you!”
Or whatever it was that Foggie said. It sure cast some serious doubts on his prophesying abilities:D
Man, it’d almost be worth it to see the Devils win tonight. Almost.
I’m with you. On your wavelength, too. . .
Tripler
But then again, I have a personal bias.
Can I put my name on the Manhattan is God petition?
(Hey, what’s this warm, squishy stuff on my nose?)
Having read the linked thread, I concur with Manhattan that the OP’s beleiefs are stupid.
To the OP: Dude, you watch waaaaaaaay too much bad science fiction. Get a library card, read some books–I recommend a stiff dose of Carl Sagan, Martin Gardner, and James Randi.
Based upon your prediction in that closed thread… I predict that you soon be told to “double your medication”.
Is this guy serious? This guy can’t possibly be serious. Did you read his “vision”? If this guy is serious it’s one of the saddest things I’ve ever read.
Oh, sweet jesus, you’re a genius. We need an applause smile.
Well, the hockey game is currently in the second intermission, and i’m strongly predicting a Devils win. (It’s much easier when you’ve already watched the first forty minutes. :))
Of course, i’ll look like an even bigger idiot if the Ducks mount a comeback, but with NJ’s defense i just don’t see it happening.
And i’ll be very happy if the Devils hoist the Stanley Cup. It was galling enough to see the denizens of Disneyland win the Baseball World Series. If the Ducks win the hockey, it will just encourage Anaheim in the belief that it’s a real city.
This is freaky. I had a vision just last week that a dog’s ass would learn to speak, and it would speak of things which have yet to pass. I now realize that it was probably just a metaphor, and KGS is not actually a talking dog anus.
More likely a tape worm with a megaphone.
Now if Manhattan hadn’t close that thread, would the Ducks have won?
I guess we’ll never know. Nice going.
I thought he looked like Jesus Fucking Christ IRL. At least on Halloween.
Well, I did see a black cat walk by, and then another one that looked just like it…
Ok, apparently this is just turning into a dogpile thread and I’m going to ask a mod to close it. I have that perrogative, see?
Since this is the Pit and not GD, I am not going to defend myself or entertain questions about my personal beliefs. All I will do is refer you to this line in my OP: “I have to go now to watch and see if the Ducks really do win tonight…or if I have to revise my theories a bit.”
The Ducks lost. Now I have to back to my notes and see what went wrong.
By comparison, when Jesus Christ told me something that turned out NOT TO BE TRUE, it destroyed my fucking life. But that’s a different story.
I request that this thread be closed. Thank you.
KGS
“I should have won. I made the first move. The game itself is flawed.” – John Nash
Yeah… well… I almost never read The BBQ Pit, but I did this time, expecting to see something about that exact thread. I’m still not quite sure what to think, but let’s just say that saying that I disagree is somewhat of an understatement. Also…
(on preview) Oops. I guess I’d better get this in fast, before the thread closes.
Oh, and I forgot one thing. Something NOBODY seemed to mention for some reason.
I made a mistake and posted in the wrong forum.
It was an honest mistake. I apologize.
Despite the whackyness of the OP, it was really going somewhere. If I had posted in GD, it would have been fun.
If manny moved it to GD, instead of just locking it, it would have been fun.
If manny had just closed it and not called me “stupid” and a bunch of other names, I would have reopened the thread in GD (with a contrite apology, maybe)
Instead, manny called me STUPID.
I have issues with the word STUPID. It is not a word to be used against me lightly.
If it were anyone else but a mod, though, I wouldn’t let it bother me. They have the perrogative to use that word. They don’t have to respect my beliefs.
Manny’s job is to make sure nobody insults anyone in GQ. He is a figure of authority, who committed a crime against a person he is elected to protect, a crime which HE IS APPOINTED TO PREVENT.
Like a dirty cop. Or a pedophile priest. Or John Ashcroft/GWB/et al.
Manhattan you are a disgrace. I cannot respect you, not now or ever. That is all I can say, because I have run out of time. Maybe I’ll start a GD thread and we’ll have fun with “Matrix Theory”. Or maybe not. I’m too pissed to decide and I have to be somewhere right now.
What went wrong is you based your “religion” on MOVIE.
Perhaps you misunderstood what Jesus said. Or maybe someone when into the future and changed it? If you can be wrong about the Ducks then why can’t Jesus make a mistake?
What went wrong is you took notes.