I noticed that I’ve mentioned a few times in recent threads that I suck at playing Warcraft. I mean, I love the game, and I’ve played since before the first expansion. I have 40-odd characters created over the last couple of years; some on Oceania servers for when I’m in Japan, and my kids have a few too, so I’m at the 50 character maximum for my account. I have my favourite add-ons (settled on Auctioneer, SmartBuff, Cartographer and Quest Helper), and I have my favourite button layouts.
But, I can’t help feel that I’m missing something. I’m absolutely dreadful at PvP. I mean, I can’t kill anyone. Once, my level 40 hunter chased and killed a level 40 druid that was popping lower level toons when I showed up by chance. Other than that one, brief, shining victory, I’m pretty sure that I’ve lost every single PvP situation I’ve been in. There are yellow quests that I just cannot do solo, despite the lack of a [Group] indicator from the game, usually involving multiple mobs (like my level 40 warrior who just got killed twice trying to fetch Otto and Captain [mumble]'s heads…).
I’ve been a techie for 20+ years. I have taught university courses in programming, published peer-reviewed papers in linguistics and computer science, been a regular guest on Tech TV and been the inventor on two patents. And yet, I cannot follow WoW discussions. I mean, I understand the concepts of tanking, DPS, mob control, etc. (and, given D&D’s adoption of that Warcraft paradigm for 4th Edition, I would have had to for my weekly RPG group anyway). But, Ye Gods and Little Fishes, what on Earth (or Azeroth) are people babbling about in chat? I feel like I want to write an add-on that just spell-checks and translates all of the abbreviations to something that I can understand. Even in SDMB threads, my eyes glaze over as I try to follow what is being said. “LFG RFC” – okay, that’s “looking for a group for Ragefire Chasm” (right?). Anything more complex than that, or “WTB/WTS,” and I’m foundering.
I should note too that I have never maxed out a toon’s level. My highest level character is currently my Death Knight, at 62. The next highest level character I have is a level 56 hunter. I have never been on a raid, and I’ve only dabbled in battlegrounds (see my comments on my PvP skills). Man, do I suck. :dubious:
So.
What am I doing wrong? Where’s the tutorial that’s NOT written for people fluent in Warcraftese that will tell me what I’m missing? Even the websites like WoWWiki and Thotbot are written for people who know what all the terms mean (although WoWWiki does a credible job of defining some of them).