Sell me sweets, all sweets
It’s Girl Scout cookie time. I know because I’ve ordered around 12 boxes I think, sometimes I get lucky and I know two or three people with girls in the scouts. And that’s just what I mean.
Typical Scenes from the life of Stuffinb
Scene my office (co-worker enters)
My Co-worker: Hi Steve my daughters selling gir-
Me: GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!, well give me two of everything
Co Worker: They have a couple of new-
Me: Really let me see…well you better give me 4 of those, oh and give me one more of those.
*Leaving a shoppoing center (child carry a little box approaches) *
Child: I’m selling this choc-
Me: How many you got in that box
Child: (slowly counts, messes up, recounts) uh…12
Child: How many?
Me: All of them
Child: Really thanks!
Me: Oh what are you raising money for again…
Child: We’re sending kids to camp/college/amusement park/the Moon,etc.
Me: well I might come back
You know, I’d probably have a hard time turning down the KKK if it involved chocolate or cookies. Anybody got some milk?