Advice on getting this crap off my credit report

I have two accounts that turn up on my credit report. The reason I haven’t paid them is I don’t feel they’re just debts (one’s not even a legal debt, the other one’s unreasonable but I understand may be). I’ve tried writing letters, making calls, and disputing them to the Big 3 credit reporting companies, and I have the money to pay them off but I just can’t bring myself to do it when I don’t feel I owe them.

One is from a cell phone company that I won’t identify though you can find many dissatisfied customers and all-tell similar stories. I cancelled my service “live and in person” years ago- around 2000. I paid all that I owed through that day. A few months later I got a bill, called the service number several times before finally getting a human and when I did I cancelled it again, was told all would be well, took her name and ID, etc… Over the years I moved several times, changed computers, misplaced or lost the information and thought it was no longer needed, then around 2003 I got another bill, this from a collection agency they’d turned it over to. I wrote the collection agency when I couldn’t get a human on the phone and heard no response but the bills stopped coming. Then I started getting them from another collection agency a few months later.

The annoying thing is that the account will show I never once made a phone call on that cell phone after the time that I say I cancelled my service, but with all the fees and collector’s percentages and the like the damned thing is up to almost $200.

The other one’s trickier. I assumed at first there was no way I owed it but I understand it’s possible that I do, though how legally they can do this I’ve no idea. I had a credit card to a clothing store (one with a gaping problem in their billing). I paid off and destroyed the credit card. Either I was $3 short or the card reamortized or what-not, but somehow I paid off $3 less than was owing and I got a bill for $13- that’s the $3 plus a $10 late fee. I took it into the nearest store (this was when they accepted payments at stores- they no longer do), the manager laughed, told me to pay $3 and he’d erase the late fee.

I moved from the state where I paid off the card. I honestly thought the matter was resolved for all time. Almost two years went by before I got a bill from a collection agency for this card and for $190+! This is the original $10 late fee PLUS more than 18 additional $10 late fees!
I called the collection agent and even gave him the name/date of the store manager. I was basically told “It’s legal to do this”. An attorney acquaintance (who does not specialize in this type of law) told me that it’s quite possible the collection agent is right- crazy things like this happen and are sometimes legal due to loopholes.

Again, I have the money to pay off these damned things but the first one I’m positive I don’t owe and the second one- even if it’s legal it’s crooked as all hell and extortion. PAYDAY LOAN places and loan sharks don’t charge $190 in interest on a $3 debt.

So a few related questions:

1- is there anywhere I can dispute this other than with the collection agency/original creditor?
2- if I dispute this on my credit report, does anybody read that stuff or care?
3- would it be worthwhile to hire an attorney to write some letters? (I’d rather pay them than pay these “debts” on general principle.)

Any other advice much appreciated.

Disputing the items on your credit report is the first step.

By law, the credit agency must demand proof of the debt from the original creditor. If the original creditor cannot furnish sufficient proof within 30 days, the item will be removed from your credit report. It’s important to get a copy of your report from all thee credit reporting agencies, and make sure you file disputes with each one. This can be done online or through snail mail.

And in another sort of linked question -

If you tank on paying a bill for something, obviously the original creditor will put it on the credit report. If the creditor sells the account just before the 7[?] year time limit, and you dont pay that creditor - does it go on the credit report as its own debt or is it once per original debt?
What is to keep 2 companies from ping ponging a debt and keeping it on your credit report until you die?
<sorry, sort of all hazy on how the whole credit report thingy works, never really believed in credit cards and loans>

The resale of an account DOES NOT re-age it.
The debt is inside of the statute of limitations for X years after it is incurred; a new owner for said debt has nothing to do with it.
Same thing for credit reporting.
Now, if you make the mistake of admitting that you owe the debt again… well, that complicates things.

Also, there’s no limit on the number of times a single real debt can show up on your credit report through different creditors.
None. Although it’d be rare it gets sold more than once per month. Best way to have it resold is to convince your creditor that they won’t profit from trying to collect – on low-dollar debts, merely sending a cease & desist letter or a demand for “validation” including proper documentation will frequently cause the account to go to a new collector.