I was driving my cat to be declawed in my Ford Expedition
When I was confronted by a scary apparation
A 2000 pound pussy staring down at me
Said “Stop that SUV, all kitties got to be free”
I was missed!
Oh… wait… never mind.
SO, did you take your shoes off when you got home?
The (bereft, former Kitteh Wrangler) suggests putting on your claws and leaving your foreskin at the door.
I was hoping you crashed your vehicle into the vet clinic. It’s a Ford but that’s close enough to a Toyota to blame your senile gas pedal pushing brake foot on Toyota. Next time call PETA that will fix your cat and you.
Who tips their vet?
And really, Escalades are where it’s at.
Not for Tiger Woods.
Speaking of which, does anyone know if he likes pussies?
Circumcising the cat? Is the cat Jewish? Because religion and/or atheism is the reason for everything wrong in the world, including sunspots. We need to weight in the theological perspectives, possible by locking Der Trihs and Kanicbird in a small room with one frozen cat.
Also, isn’t Idle Thoughts dead? Why is he here? Is he proof of life-after-death? If so, the mods should move this to GD.
Oh really? Well, perhaps your conveniently forgetting that those were exactly the views of Adolf Hitler and the Nazi’s! Not that this will effect you’re views at all, because your just to stupid.
I wouldn’t do that, if I were you. It’s that whole matter … antimatter … thing.
No. Do your own homework assignments.
Shroedinger’s Red Shirt?
Nine lives of Idle Thoughts?
BTW, make VERY sure that the veterinarian sees you in the EXACT order in which you were seated in his waiting room. Anything else would be UNFAIR!!!
If there were three doors in the vet’s office, one actually leading to the vet and the other two leading to pits of flaming hell, and you choose one and then I open one of the others to show it’s a pit of flaming hell and offer you the chance to switch, should you switch? The answer is no, because it can’t possibly make any difference (and I know about probability and I’ve worked it out on my computer), but lots of clever people fall for it.
I’m confused. Lots of clever people switch to the one you’ve opened? So they “fall (for it)” into the pit?
Am I missing the point?
I don’t know, I just haven’t been the same since I was declawed and had my cat circumcised.
In my SUV.
Go buy some tea and soothe yourself.
Just don’t more that 15 seconds to order.
After I trim the nails of my kittens, I use a gas-powered leaf blower to blow them away. The nails, not the kittens.
Here’s a photo of one of my kittens.
Except for Wicca.
What would you have done if on the way to the vet, you got in a horrible car accident and your cat became trapped in the flaming wreck, and the only one available to help you was Hitler armed with acid glue?
Aha, I see you’ve been to our clinic. Did you remember to fill in our customer satisfaction survey?
BTW, the fourth door is our dead animal storage room, the fifth is a mop cupboard. The kitteh circumcision room is downstairs on your left, just past the big freezer.
If she circumcises the cat, she’ll already have a tip. Unless you always take it home with you. Creepo.